What brilliant service!
After holding for 13 and a half minutes I get someone on the line that tells me he can only check my line's sync speed and that I have to call the ADSL department if I have problem with line speed.
After a frustratingly circular argument with this particular genius (I think his name was Samo) never mind - here's how the conversation went:
Me: My line's at 25% speed
Him: You need to call ADSL department
Me: Let me guess - they're closed.
Him: Yes
Me: That's convenient, so you're saying I need to go the rest of the night on a degraded service?
Him: You need to call the ADSL department
Me: But they're closed.
Him: Yes, but you need to call them because I can't do anything about your line speed.
Me: So I've just got to keep paying for a degraded service?
Him: You need to call the ADSL department
Me: Have you gotten a lot of other calls about this tonight?
Him: Yes - most people are complaining about this tonight.
Me: So that means that there's a general issue - should that be escalated to a technical team?
Him: You need to call the ADSL department
Me: If there's a general problem that's affecting your customers shouldn't this be escalated?
Him: Yes - You need to call the ADSL department.
Me: Can I speak to a manager?
He put me through the ADSL department whose office hours are until 21:00.
F--- this sh--, I'm moving back to MWEB
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