Uncapped ADSL from Telkom: 'Not enough demand'

[Tomasz-London]

Dear Mr. Brian Armstrong, you are simply delusional and could be suffering from schizophrenia. Do you actually believe the lies you tell or is Telkom paying you extra for it?

Dear Article writer, please for the love of what good is left in this counrty, and my bloodpressure, please, stop printing such poo-poo.

 

[FatBoySlim]

When you have been dragging your fukkkin head in the sand for the last few years, of course you will believe we aren't ready for it

 

[saliehendricks]

lol - what exactly is your strategy telkom? i dont think you know either. Snr management does not stay in their jobs long enough to actually do any work.

 

[rwtpl]

Mormoon of is die moeroon..... meeste mense gaan nie oor hulle 9gb cap nie want meeste mense het n isp account op n ander plek ....

 

[Sodan]

but found that there is not sufficient demand for an uncapped ADSL solution

Anyone else have a coffee-monitor moment?

 

[Murmaider]

what stupid business logic!

thats like a bank saying "most of our customers only have R1000 in their account and only 3% go into debt above that, if we gave these customers an unlimited amount of money, no one would spend it"

 

[wernervn]

This guy is on fire today.....

Yeah, somewhere in SA there's a village missing their idiot

 

[fluffy54]

"Only 3% exceed their cap", they only recently increased to 9gb. A more interesting stat would be what percentage of users are using the increased cap. That is more worthwhile and not an abuse of statistics.

 

[Darthloop]

This guy is on fire today.....

Wonder what type of degree or doctorate you need to come up with:
Telkom executive says that the demand for uncapped ADSL is not high enough to justify such a service.

Obviously NOT if you foster a market that looks to fill the pockets of these so called executives at the expense of their customers with no real value added!!

Maybe they should conduct more research to determine who is to blame for this situation and why exactly there is no demand like elsewhere in the world....

 

[Salex]

He looks dumb... therefore he speaks dumb

 

[jxharding]

BRIAN ARMSTRONG IS 'n D**S

 

[gregmcc]

Did we expect anything else from these incompetent fools!!??

 

[DeathStrike]

WOW... only 3% exceed their cap???

perhaps this could be due to the fact that the rest are too afraid to go over as it would cost them more..

and the fact that all those that want higher caps have moved to mweb and others that provide an uncapped service.

 

[luxe]

Now there's an April Fool for you.

Not just in April...

 

[Nimz]

What BS!! People don't exceed their 9GB cap because they are scared of paying the out of bundle rates!

 

[Sodan]

Common sense from Telkom not here soon

Telkom executive says that the [-]demand for[/-] availability of [-]uncapped ADSL[/-] common sense from Telkom is not high enough to [-]justify[/-] render [-]such a[/-] any decent service

Telkom has been investigating the feasibility of [-]an uncapped ADSL solution[/-] hiring competent staff, but early indications are that businesses should not expect [-]an uncapped ADSL solution[/-] sensible responses from them anytime soon.

[-]Dr[/-] Blithering Idiot Brian [-]Arm[/-]Fartstrong, Senior [-]Managing[/-] Damaging Executive for Enterprise Markets at Telkom, told MyBroadband that they researched the [-]demand[/-] supply and facility of [-]an uncapped ADSL solution[/-] sensible employees, but found that [-]there is not sufficient demand for an uncapped ADSL solution[/-] they had no idea what they were doing.

[-]Arm[/-]Fartstrong added that only 3% of their current [-]9GB ADSL subscribers exceed their cap[/-] employees are competent, which tells them that the current bank account size[-]s are[/-] is adequate for most of their [-]subscribers[/-] shareholders.

[-]Arm[/-]Fartstrong added that they are careful [-]not[/-] to create a product where a large group of their subscribers are raped in order to [-]subsidizing[/-] shamelessly enrich a small group of [-]high end users[/-] shareholders.

When quizzed about the success of MWEB’s [-]uncapped ADSL offering[/-] visionary leaders and competent staff, [-]Arm[/-]Fartstrong said that while he would not like to speculate about MWEB’s business model, it may make sense to a bigger Naspers strategy which is different from Telkom’s strategy. And then Fartstrong audibly gasped, just realizing that he had no idea what "sense" actually is, nor does he understand the meaning of the word "strategy".

Can we replace the article with the improved version above please?

 

[Lycanthrope]

WOW... only 3% exceed their cap???

perhaps this could be due to the fact that the rest are too afraid to go over as it would cost them more..

and the fact that all those that want higher caps have moved to mweb and others that provide an uncapped service.

Shhh... You're using that "logic" thing again. I hear it's something frowned on by Telkom, see the man in the article image? He's frowning at all this logic!

Open up the internet and invite the world of services: IPTV, WebFlix, VOIP, Download-on-Demand, etc, etc.

There is this fat-ass cow just waiting to be milked in this country but Telkom simply doesn't have the vision.

 

[latro]

When quizzed about the success of MWEB’s uncapped ADSL offering, Armstrong said that while he would not like to speculate about MWEB’s business model, it may make sense to a bigger Naspers strategy which is different from Telkom’s strategy.

Wtf? Are you blind? Toy store doctorate I presume?

Naspers also rapes their customers, just look at Multichoice and their ridiculous pricing. So in effect your trying to tell us that you and Telkom are trying to be bigger scumbags than them? Your face tells it all 'Dr' Amrstrong...Bloody snake!

 

[latro]

Telkom executive says that the demand for availability of uncapped ADSL common sense from Telkom is not high enough to justify render such a any decent service

Telkom has been investigating the feasibility of an uncapped ADSL solution hiring competent staff, but early indications are that businesses should not expect an uncapped ADSL solution sensible responses from them anytime soon.

Dr Blithering Idiot Brian ArmFartstrong, Senior Managing Damaging Executive for Enterprise Markets at Telkom, told MyBroadband that they researched the demand supply and facility of an uncapped ADSL solution sensible employees, but found that there is not sufficient demand for an uncapped ADSL solution they had no idea what they were doing.

ArmFartstrong added that only 3% of their current 9GB ADSL subscribers exceed their cap employees are competent, which tells them that the current bank account sizes are is adequate for most of their subscribers shareholders.

ArmFartstrong added that they are careful not to create a product where a large group of their subscribers are raped in order to subsidizing shamelessly enrich a small group of high end users shareholders.

When quizzed about the success of MWEB’s uncapped ADSL offering visionary leaders and competent staff, ArmFartstrong said that while he would not like to speculate about MWEB’s business model, it may make sense to a bigger Naspers strategy which is different from Telkom’s strategy. And then Fartstrong audibly gasped, just realizing that he had no idea what "sense" actually is, nor does he understand the meaning of the word "strategy".

Can we replace the article with the improved version above please?

Brilliant!

 

[PAYBACK]

ROFL how do these people get these bloody jobs? and what's worse he's WHITE!