Got a VW Jetta Fox from my bedridden grandmother. Don't remember the exact details but the car was a couple of years old with around 7000km on the clock.
What I do remember is rolling it down Harrow road, late on a wet summers night, after a few whiskies too many! Basically parked the car upside down against a tree.
Was fortunate to walk away from that without so much as a scratch. I got out by crawling through the now missing windscreen.
Couple of traffic officers arrived soon after, one asked me if I had been drinking, I said I had, he told me to shut up immediately as his partner would lock me up. Forever grateful to that officer.