Where do socks go?

[Sideshow Bob]

I got 14 single ones. Hence the question.

 

[ShaunSA]

Shouldn't you be asking your missus that?

 

[3WA]

Sell them to raise money for any future legal fees.

 

[ShaunSA]

Seriously though. I've never had a missing sock my entire life. Could it be that you are just careless?

 

[MEIOT]

There's a standing theory that they get lost in other dimensions.

I can totally relate though - lost socks are a common occurrence in our household. Frustrating as all hell!

 

[AstroTurf]

Last December I bought 10 pairs, dogs decided they are toys.
Ate the toes and heels off 5 socks, I was left with 0 pairs...

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

same place as Schrodinger cat , down a rabbit hole

 

[maumau]

Last week I found the missing one from a pair. Put them both in the washing machine - only one came out - true story.

 

[Ninja'd]

same place as Schrodinger cat , down a rabbit hole

The cat was in a box, not a hole.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Try jerking off with the pair, then one won't always get "lost".

 

[GlassMirror]

Try jerking off with the pair, then one won't always get "lost".

The carpet or sock burn would be real with that one

 

[Kosmik]

Dobby?

 

[Hamster]

I got 14 single ones. Hence the question.

You mean “7 pairs” unless you are a judgmental sockist twat!

 

[bwana]

I got 14 single ones. Hence the question.

Doesn't 14 single socks = 7 pairs when mated?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Seriously though. I've never had a missing sock my entire life. Could it be that you are just careless?

wow, this is zimply zamazing. well done. I don't know about careless, maybe a bit.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

You mean “7 pairs” unless you are a judgmental sockist twat!

14 single ones but different colors/shades/sizes I mean. I suppose I can make pairs out of them by wearing dark blue ones with light blue ones but that still leaves me with many mismatches.

Doesn't 14 single socks = 7 pairs when mated?

I would wear them if I was this eminent.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Shouldn't you be asking your missus that?

Oom, world has moved on since your time. Men can & do the laundry (as in put clothes in washing machine) these days.

 

[Arthur]

Use identical socks for day-to-day. No pairing problems.

 

[Kosmik]

I'll be honest, I often wear mismatched pairs

 

[satanboy]

I got 14 single ones. Hence the question.

Socks don't need to match. Be that person.