Ya boi needs some advice...

You have two options:
1. Do nothing
2. Go balls to the wall, and use the cringeworthy/corniest pick up line known to man, I am not talking about the old: Baby when I look into yours eye, I see paradise, I mean much more cringier.

If you do go for the 2nd option, you have 2 options
1. One hit wonder- where you dont care for further rounds, so you stick to your own pomping schedule whether it 30 seconds, or 1 minute or if you not time sensitive: 20 pumps and done (count down out loud, so knows she what she working with). Or
2. You want to have repeat performance. I recommended giving her least 10 orgasms. And being able to shoot at least 6 times, because you a six shooter.

If you go for the 2nd option, you have 2 options:
1. She becomes side chick
2. She becomes your main chick.

to be continued.
 
PaulKempTheSecond said:
@Pitbull would have sampled the entire team in the same timeframe OP got friendzoned.
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You rang?

O boy does she want him...

@Agent69
ALL the signs are there and here is the truth so be prepared for it:

She want a office shag. Nothing serious and she doesn't want anyone else to know. That is a given, where to it leads from there is up to you. If, at any point the two of you are alone in the office or the lift or where ever, just grab her and kiss her passionately. It needs to be sudden and unexpected.

Then just step back and carry on like nothing has happened.

It's time you flip the script on her. I can assure you, she's giving you the signals and your reading them correctly, she just doesn't want to be the one seen as the "Office Sl_t". Once you did that one of two things will happen.\

1. She asks you if you are crazy and why would you do that, she'll be very upset. Tell her your sorry you got her signals wrong and will never bother her again.
2. She is going to hound you like a biatch in heat.

As long as you play it correctly and not overstepping obvious boundaries, that would be one of the two options. If she's bat arse crazy, she might try a sexual harassment claim. But that is not the case, your just firm on her signals. your not harassing her, you're getting clarity.

But I can assure you, from what you have typed, she's option 2 and you in for some amazing Extra-mural activities and who knows, maybe she's single and you get to be a couple. If she's engaged, married or whatever, you just smash when and if you/she want to. Win/Win.
 
Cius said:
On the whole dating coworkers thing I have actually become ambivalent. Casual dating/hookup culture, sure, stay away. That leads to disaster. However if the person is a genuinely great catch and it has the potential to go the distance (marriage) go for it. You only get so many chances to meet the person you hopefully spend the rest of your life with and that may be it. Easier to find a new job than a really good partner. I know of several very happily married couples who met at work. One of my colleagues is married to someone she met at work and they still work at the same company 25 years later in different departments. If you keep it professional I don't see why not. Perhaps don't go for an immediate super physical relationship and hang out casually for a bit to figure out if it's worth committing to something more. Should not take more than 3 months in my opinion to know if it's an obvious red flag.

And to me this lady sounds like someone that is typical Gen Z. They are nervous in person, more confident on tech. It's a thing of this younger generation. My own daughter had to get a date for a school ball event 2 weeks ago and she eventually asked the guy over whatsapp as she was too nervous to do it face to face. Blew my mind that something like that was not done face to face. They seem to prefer it somehow. So your call, but understand if you do this and it ends messily it may require one of you to job hunt. Good luck.
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Do not and I repeat DO NOT listen to this guy.

One day you will be 50 years old and think back to this moment and go... "Damn, I should have tapped that!"

I can honestly say, at 46 years of age, I have never missed a shot. I can die one day knowing if there was even a slightest chance, I balled it!
 
Pitbull said:
Do not and I repeat DO NOT listen to this guy.

One day you will be 50 years old and think back to this moment and go... "Damn, I should have tapped that!"

I can honestly say, at 46 years of age, I have never missed a shot. I can die one day knowing if there was even a slightest chance, I balled it!
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With the current flock of snowflakes in the workplace I'd be very wary of being accused of sexual harassment.

Hell, I even did my best to IGNORE a specific female, because of the vibes she was putting out whenever I came into contact with her, and got called in to HR ...

Not everyone at work is an ADULT and very few behave as such. Some are petty, some are jealous and others are just plain spiteful
 
Pitbull said:
Do not and I repeat DO NOT listen to this guy.

One day you will be 50 years old and think back to this moment and go... "Damn, I should have tapped that!"

I can honestly say, at 46 years of age, I have never missed a shot. I can die one day knowing if there was even a slightest chance, I balled it!
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I can't say the same :-( mainly cause I couldn't read cues at all. I mean I literally had a girl ask me to feel her boobs to see if fake feels any different and I was like nah it's cool... Afterwards I was like wtaf...
 
Pitbull said:
Do not and I repeat DO NOT listen to this guy.

One day you will be 50 years old and think back to this moment and go... "Damn, I should have tapped that!"

I can honestly say, at 46 years of age, I have never missed a shot. I can die one day knowing if there was even a slightest chance, I balled it!
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Ah yes, the rut like a randy dog approach. Username checks out I guess.

Well, as Shakespear said, to thine own self be true. Above is not my scene at all but to each their own. Also above lifestyle while obviously fun for a while can sabotage efforts to settle down later. Once people have had a lot of sexual partners the odds of any marriage surviving seem to go down according to the stats.

Pre-empting the "you must be fun at parties comment" :ROFL:
 
Pitbull said:
Do not and I repeat DO NOT listen to this guy.

One day you will be 50 years old and think back to this moment and go... "Damn, I should have tapped that!"

I can honestly say, at 46 years of age, I have never missed a shot. I can die one day knowing if there was even a slightest chance, I balled it!
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Jip, die lewe is soos breiwerk.....

eers as jy klaar sien jy hoeveel steke het jy gemis
 
Cius said:
Ah yes, the rut like a randy dog approach. Username checks out I guess.

Well, as Shakespear said, to thine own self be true. Above is not my scene at all but to each their own. Also above lifestyle while obviously fun for a while can sabotage efforts to settle down later. Once people have had a lot of sexual partners the odds of any marriage surviving seem to go down according to the stats.

Pre-empting the "you must be fun at parties comment" :ROFL:
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Not at all, to each his own. We all have our own lives to live best we see fit. Good on you, I just would never be able to do it that way :)
 
Pitbull said:
Not at all, to each his own. We all have our own lives to live best we see fit. Good on you, I just would never be able to do it that way :)
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Each to his own, I remember some of the stories you posted over the years. I would not be able to do such things, even when I gotten clear signals from younger female colleagues, I just play dumb and mentioned my wife and daughter.
 
Agent69 said:
This is probably my first post on myBB in a long time (haven't been doing much pol posting because work + studies are moering me, anyway...)

So I’m in a bit of a confusing situation with a coworker and I genuinely don’t know what to make of it anymore. I’m hoping for some outside perspective because at this point I feel like I’ve been stuck in my own head about it for weeks. Arguing with myself, trying to figure things out, etc.

For context: we work together since September and have neighbouring offices (next-door to each other). From the start of the year, we’ve been talking on WhatsApp almost every day (she initiated at the start of January, suddenly got my number off the work group). Before that we did interact here and there. Sometimes it’s work-related, but often it’s joking, venting about work, sharing gifs, just talking, etc. She has opened up to me about stress and feeling overwhelmed with work and I’ve tried to be supportive when she vents. She has also thanked me directly for the emotional support before.

Here’s where it gets confusing.

On WhatsApp she’s generally relaxed and playful. She jokes, sends voice notes, and we’ve had some genuinely good conversations. Recently she even said we have each other’s back. She’s also called me “cute” jokingly and teased me a bit.

But in person the dynamic is completely different. Sometimes she’s nervous or fidgety around me. Sometimes she avoids eye contact or me completely in group situations or seems like she wants to end conversations quickly. There have even been times where she physically ran out of a room when I walked in (looked like a deer in headlights). Yet other times when we’re alone (she shares her office with someone), she’ll stare at me until I come over to talk to her, laugh at my jokes, or start chatting normally.

So it feels like a constant push-pull. Another thing that confuses me is that she clearly notices things about me. She’ll comment on my mood, tease me about things I’ve said before, and remember small details (I've also noticed she's learnt the sound of my footsteps). But then other times she’ll leave messages on read, suddenly go quiet or not talk to me for a long time.

So I’m over here thinking: "What the **** is going on?".

But then some of her behaviour (the nervousness, the staring, etc.) makes me wonder if there’s something else going on that she’s hesitant about, especially since workplace gossip is a thing. To complicate things further, she used to talk a lot about a “special person” in her life earlier in the year but hasn’t mentioned him at all since end of January.

I mean if there was absolutely nothing there, why get so nervous around me? Why physically run away sometimes? Why does seem to want to hide the fact that we talk? Why tease me? Etc, etc, etc

I genuinely don't understand what's going on.

So my question to you guys is basically: "What do?"
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Slap your meat on her forehead and see what she does. You’ll have your answer.
 
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