Aaargh!!!

[Lycanthrope]

I've recently - 4 August - had a phone line installed. Called Telkom the same day, asked to change billing address and to apply for DSL, couldn't apply for DSL because the line installation wasn't registered as "complete" yet. Guy said he'd call me back the next day. He did. I applied for DSL, everything went smoothly, was told I could get it, etc, etc, etc.

Now, out of morbid curiosity I've gone to https://secure1.telkom.co.za/app/dslavailability/ to see whether or not I can get DSL. I think I jinxed myself I get told:

Telephone number 021914XXXX
Adsl Support The exchange supports ADSL.

Your exchange supports ADSL, but due to infrastructure related problems cannot offer an ADSL service.
Should you wish to register your details in order be contacted when the infrastructure issues are resolved, please click here.

The provision of Telkom's DSL service is subject to network availability, distance, copper quality and line sync speed limitations.

I live in an apartment complex, and I thought that as long as I could get a copper phone line, that getting DSL shouldn't be a problem?

When applying for it, everything went smoothly, as I said. Could the information on that page just be out-dated or incorrect? TELL ME I CAN GET DSL!!!! I don't want to move

 

[Necuno]

No





...beats me though

 

[Lycanthrope]

*throws a peanut at Necuno*

Gee, thanks

 

[LazyLion]

eddies ... in the space time continuum!

 

[Telkomisaloser]

*Steals the peanut*

 

[Lycanthrope]

>.<'

*pouts* You peoples is means.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

*Steals the peanut*

>.<'

*pouts* You peoples is means.

Hey, that peanut was meant for /me

Heyup Wolfy, good to see you're still up and running!

Lycanthrope = Ozzy Osbourne - Barking at the Moon

 

[Telkomisaloser]

Hey, that peanut was meant for /me

My peanut... not yours!!!!

 

[Lycanthrope]

*stares at the peanut-fight* '

*gives Mr Ook him's very own speshul peanut*

I was down and not-running?

Dee Lycanthrope-ness is not a druggie >.> Or slurred speech... And washes him's hairs ^.^

 

[Telkomisaloser]

/me steals the speshul peanut

MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! BAWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!1

 

[thedutchman]

where in cpt do you live ?

 

[Lycanthrope]

/me steals the speshul peanut

MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! BAWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!1

*grin* That one's a dud

@thedutchman - I live near Tyger Valley, specifically in one of the Tyger Falls complexes.

 

[lilGr]

/me throws a water balloon on those fighting over the peanut

 

[Lycanthrope]

Euuuuw... Soggy peanut!!!

 

[Telkomisaloser]

/me steals the water balloon

 

[stoke]

Somebody say soggy peanut?

 

[boramk]

TK

 

[Lycanthrope]

*throws Julius Malema at TIAL*

Muahahahaha!

Just got called by Telkom a few seconds ago. They're apparently installing my DSL today! I guess I'll find out whether or not I can get it by 12:00 :x *nervous*

I said, "I wonder what the catch is" out loud and other-half person goes and cracks in a horror-movie voice, "You will be dead in twenty days! The Telkom wires will get you when you least expect it!" And proceeded to make "Psycho" "eee-eee-eee" sounds... -.-"

*finds an industrial-sized hair dryer to un-soggify the peanut*

 

[stoke]

Good luck Lycanthrope ... with the Techie ... not the hairdryer ...

 

[Telkomisaloser]

*throws Julius Malema at TIAL*

Muahahahaha!

Just got called by Telkom a few seconds ago. They're apparently installing my DSL today! I guess I'll find out whether or not I can get it by 12:00 :x *nervous*

I said, "I wonder what the catch is" out loud and other-half person goes and cracks in a horror-movie voice, "You will be dead in twenty days! The Telkom wires will get you when you least expect it!" And proceeded to make "Psycho" "eee-eee-eee" sounds... -.-"

*finds an industrial-sized hair dryer to un-soggify the peanut*

*Gets out a giant baseball bat*
*Whacks Julius Malema to the sun*

TK

RAS!!!