High IQ roommates wanted :)

[IridiuM]

Wazzup guys! Is there anyone out there looking for a place to stay in Pretoria East?

Bought myself a mansion a few years ago and I'm sick of chilling in this crib alone. Got 4 rooms available. Undercover parking. Uncapped Internet of course, main line, backup line and 3g. DSTV premium, yeah we only watch sh*t in HD.

Jacuzzi and Pool as well as covered parking for 4 cars. Hammocks to chill and do nothing in / 15 palm trees. Got a built in braai big enough to grill a whole sheep! Even have a 12 seat boardroom and HD projector if you want to see clients at home or watch movies on the big screen!

This is paradise.

Looking for roommates that won't annoy me to death and can actually pay R2200 - R2500/month.

Let me know if you interested or know someone that is.

 

[zizo911]

:erm: This can't be real

 

[IridiuM]

:erm: This can't be real

I tell myself that every morning. Just need some babes around... then I'd say it's unreal!

 

[DsBalsak]

Wish my job paid more

 

[D34M0n7]

:erm: This can't be real

Thinking the same thing here...

How much travel time to Tuks?

 

[YPSA]

:erm: This can't be real

Yeah..

 

[Picard]

High IQ people would already have cribs that would provide them with the conditions they desire. Your out of luck to begin with.

 

[IridiuM]

Thinking the same thing here...

How much travel time to Tuks?

Lynnwood Road - 8.4km - 14min
N4 - 10.6km - 16min
N1 and Lynnwood Road - 11.9km - 16min

 

[Sensorei]

You own a mansion that is perfect for entertaining, but you live on your own and can't find a girlfriend or chicks to live with you?!

How ugly are you or what is the issue? This doesn't sound right.

 

[IridiuM]

You own a mansion that is perfect for entertaining, but you live on your own and can't a girlfriend or chicks to live with you?!

How ugly are you or what is the issue? This doesn't sound right.

Lol, I have a girlfriend, but she's not living with me. That's how I roll.

 

[Helghast]

That's cheap rent for a place like that! apartments that don't even come with that stuff are more expensive .. something is not right here.

 

[IridiuM]

High IQ people would already have cribs that would provide them with the conditions they desire. Your out of luck to begin with.

Real high IQ people cannot even dress properly nor feed themselves. Tis the chosen ones I require.

 

[Helghast]

You own a mansion that is perfect for entertaining, but you live on your own and can't find a girlfriend or chicks to live with you?!

How ugly are you or what is the issue? This doesn't sound right.

Have you seen Jack Nicholson?

 

[IridiuM]

That's cheap rent for a place like that! apartments that don't even come with that stuff are more expensive .. something is not right here.

You welcome to pay me more.

 

[D34M0n7]

Real high IQ people cannot even dress properly nor feed themselves. Tis the chosen ones I require.

You want people that cannot dress and/or feed themselves?

 

[Helghast]

This is obviously nonsense.. you don't have to have a high IQ to not be annoying... you can have a high IQ and be annoying... Sheldon anyone!?

 

[Picard]

Real high IQ people cannot even dress properly nor feed themselves. Tis the chosen ones I require.

You're thinking of Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory. Am I right?

 

[IridiuM]

You want people that cannot dress and/or feed themselves?

As long as they pay me and don't annoy me to sh*t they can pretty much have any form of disability.

 

[IridiuM]

You're thinking of Sheldon of The Big Bang Theory. Am I right?

That's correct

 

[Sensorei]

Have you seen Jack Nicholson?

Jack is nearly 75... Not the best example lol