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Wazzup guys! Is there anyone out there looking for a place to stay in Pretoria East?
Bought myself a mansion a few years ago and I'm sick of chilling in this crib alone. Got 4 rooms available. Undercover parking. Uncapped Internet of course, main line, backup line and 3g. DSTV premium, yeah we only watch sh*t in HD.
Jacuzzi and Pool as well as covered parking for 4 cars. Hammocks to chill and do nothing in / 15 palm trees. Got a built in braai big enough to grill a whole sheep! Even have a 12 seat boardroom and HD projector if you want to see clients at home or watch movies on the big screen!
This is paradise.....
Interested guys PM me and I can snap some pics.
You own a mansion that is perfect for entertaining, but you live on your own and can't find a girlfriend or chicks to live with you?!
How ugly are you or what is the issue? This doesn't sound right.
The pics would have to be pretty specific... Like you holding a banana while standing one one leg with a microwave to your left on which is a big sign stating the date and time...
Obviously the house would be in the background...
The issue is that the place is in Pretoria. What the hell. If it was in Sandton, then I would've been a tenant. Hehehe
Place sounds like my place though... Minus the boardroom.