My First, eh, ... date, I think? :erm: :sick:

That would be about as spot on as you can be dear sir...

joh no wonder your stressing.Dude just chill man :) You will know if you can kiss her or not. I mean If im drunk and can tell then you should be able to when your sober ;)
 
I wouldnt go to a movie personally, its too long an activity.
But if its what you want then go for it, but no fondling :p
 
....that's great if you're like 16.

I assumed as much. Don't worry, I won't do anything stupid...
In any case, you'll hear the slap if I do end up doing something stupid - I think you'll be the closest at that stage.
 
You mean the trick of the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box.

Yep, that one.

The popcorn trick? Please do tell ...

Basically, you insert your gentleman sausage into the hole of the bottom of the popcornbox. Then when your lady wants popcorn, she gets a suprise...

Please please don't do this if you want any chance of things working out!
 
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