Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Mike Hoxbig said:
No I wasn't BS'ing. The idea of a Muslim MILF was actually quite hot until she turned stalker. Now I'm going to have to find either a MILF or a Muslim, because it's unlikely that I'm going to find both again :(
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Starting to think you realy desperate or shes really hot - cant realy tell from the photo
you need to decide to either
- tell her to take it easy and hope she still wants you
-put up with her till (F)October so you can get what you want and then see what happens / what to do
- Marry her and make a good Muslim man of yourself :D
- End it with her and troll the Muslim Neighbourhoods for the OMO and SKIP Tanies....
 
isie said:
Starting to think you realy desperate or shes really hot - cant realy tell from the photo
you need to decide to either
- tell her to take it easy and hope she still wants you
-put up with her till (F)October so you can get what you want and then see what happens / what to do
- End it with her and troll the Muslim Neighbourhoods for the OMO and SKIP Tanies....
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Just remember Ramadan is coming up so she's going to be extra horny and the hunger will only add to her frustration.
Always thought the OMO and SKIP tannies were urban legends.
 
isie said:
Starting to think you realy desperate or shes really hot - cant realy tell from the photo
you need to decide to either
- tell her to take it easy and hope she still wants you
-put up with her till (F)October so you can get what you want and then see what happens / what to do
- Marry her and make a good Muslim man of yourself :D
- End it with her and troll the Muslim Neighbourhoods for the OMO and SKIP Tanies....
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Told her my phone was stolen, I'm not getting a new one, and my old phone doesn't run whatsapp. Decided it's not worth the risk to even re-initiate contact closer to the time.

As nice as it would have been, I'm not desperate, just sad that I couldn't nail two birds with one stone :D And yeah she's pretty hot - picture one of those tight, slim Indian chics with high boots who you usually see prancing around the malls. But with a sizeable rack.
 
samr1wp said:
abzo you fasting with me :love:



haha what urban legend is this

i dont know any of that
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So the Tanies who are Horney and looking for a little side action, place an OMO box in the window Signifying Old Man Out - all clear for the guys to come in and get the freak on, and if the SKIP box is in the Windows self explantory, avoid today

Legal disclaimer try at own Risk :twisted:
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Told her my phone was stolen, I'm not getting a new one, and my old phone doesn't run whatsapp. Decided it's not worth the risk to even re-initiate contact closer to the time.

As nice as it would have been, I'm not desperate, just sad that I couldn't nail two birds with one stone :D And yeah she's pretty hot - picture one of those tight, slim Indian chics with high boots who you usually see prancing around the malls. But with a sizeable rack.
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no unfortunately we cannot picture anything until we see pics :p

mike ....go to dbn and see her one weekend and its done

then your phone gets lost haha

isie said:
So the Tanies who are Horney and looking for a little side action, place an OMO box in the window Signifying Old Man Out - all clear for the guys to come in and get the freak on, and if the SKIP box is in the Windows self explantory, avoid today

Legal disclaimer try at own Risk :twisted:
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oh oh that one lol yeah heard it before lol
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Told her my phone was stolen, I'm not getting a new one, and my old phone doesn't run whatsapp. Decided it's not worth the risk to even re-initiate contact closer to the time.

As nice as it would have been, I'm not desperate, just sad that I couldn't nail two birds with one stone :D And yeah she's pretty hot - picture one of those tight, slim Indian chics with high boots who you usually see prancing around the malls. But with a sizeable rack.
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had me at high boots :D

Pass her number this side, will convince the wife to go for a ménage à trois

Check out tomorows obituaries for my name
 
samr1wp said:
no unfortunately we cannot picture anything until we see pics :p

mike ....go to dbn and see her one weekend and its done

then your phone gets lost haha
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Screw that, I don't travel outside Jhb for sex unless I'm already there on holiday or whatever :p

She's visiting Jhb in October, but I've already called it off. Don't need to become another Voicy who has a stalker for 6 years :D
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Screw that, I don't travel outside Jhb for sex unless I'm already there on holiday or whatever :p

She's visiting Jhb in October, but I've already called it off. Don't need to become another Voicy who has a stalker for 6 years :D
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haha theres enough in jhb ...you just dont find them at bars now lol

Stickfigure said:
Mike repost that pic from page one :D? It won't load :/
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hahahaha ....oy she is in dbn ....far far away
 
I think most people just assumed she was a dog based on that unflattering pic. Rather white-out her face (lol) and post a pic. Maybe she is worth a second chance...
 
Hey we all judging the ladies pic how do we know mh isn't a dog? :p

Unless he starts posting pics so we can judge for ourselves :whistle:
 
Stickfigure said:
I have family in Durbs. Been thinking about paying them a visit for a while now actually :whistle:
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hahahahaha ....stay in cpt please we have alot this side

ShaunSA said:
Hey we all judging the ladies pic how do we know mh isn't a dog? :p

Unless he starts posting pics so we can judge for ourselves :whistle:
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oy we saw pics of MH ...he dont look your type :p
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Screw that, I don't travel outside Jhb for sex unless I'm already there on holiday or whatever :p

She's visiting Jhb in October, but I've already called it off. Don't need to become another Voicy who has a stalker for 6 years :D
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I rooted for you Mike ...
 
Deliberately posted a poor quality pic so that it couldn't come back to bite me :D I shudder to think what would happen if she found a full pic of herself on the interwebz being linked to this thread!
 
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