What was your worst consensual sexual experience?

[The_Mowgs]

I didn't even know there existed something like a clit-less woman.

Imagine a lip-less woman.

 

[Ninja'd]

Imagine a lip-less woman.

Go look for Octomom's porno.

 

[satanboy]

lol! I am a female

Liez

 

[ArtyLoop]

I didn't even know there existed something like a clit-less woman.

Female circumcision bro

 

[The_Mowgs]

Go look for Octomom's porno.

I am intrigued now.

 

[pinball wizard]

Her movie "Octomom Home Alone” was a hit that won her the coveted AVN award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape.

I am intrigued now.

 

[ice_cubes]

Was he like triple jointed or something?

no he was small! pre-school small!

 

[ice_cubes]

Liez

 

[The_Mowgs]

no he was small! pre-school small!

But did you touch it or lick it or growled at it when you saw it? What did you do? And also post a picture of yourself please.

 

[Veroland]

Is this thread dying now? It was fun following it...

 

[OCP]

Is this thread dying now? It was fun following it...

It's Friday. .... Wait for it ;-)

 

[Sinbad]

Is this thread dying now? It was fun following it...

So contribute to it

 

[Veroland]

So contribute to it

I don't have much on some of these stories.

There is the time when I was much younger and after a heavy night out waking up in the female training barracks for the air force but the sex was ok so it probably doesn't count

 

[WaxLyrical]

I thought I was seeing things! Tried my best to keep a straight face (ok, I wanted to touch it incase the rest of it was tucked away somewhere by mistake!) LOL!

If he's got a great personality, a massive sense of humour, an enormous bank balance and a tongue you won't need micropeen.

 

[Veroland]

If he's got a great personality, a massive sense of humour, an enormous bank balance and a tongue you won't need micropeen.

*Queue joke about Gene Simmons here*

 

[ArtyLoop]

Sheesh its Friday and this thread is now dull and dreary LOL

 

[Compton_effect]

I don't have much on some of these stories.

There is the time when I was much younger and after a heavy night out waking up in the female training barracks for the air force but the sex was ok so it probably doesn't count

That's not a bad experience - getting out is. Mine - Female Barracks at the Bluff Army Base. a friend was dating a Rooikat commander - I hooked up with a friend of her's the one night. At least - I think I did. Was a horrible hangover.

 

[ice_cubes]

But did you touch it or lick it or growled at it when you saw it? What did you do? And also post a picture of yourself please.

niks! I left him there

 

[ice_cubes]

If he's got a great personality, a massive sense of humour, an enormous bank balance and a tongue you won't need micropeen.

No amount of money can compensate for that micropeen... funny enough he said he had 2 kids!

 

[The_Mowgs]

niks! I left him there

Thats very rude.