Why Am I Like THIS?

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Oh well.

All the guys saying she's probably being nice, there are other girls in the office, they are being nice, this girl was flirting.
Maybe she likes the extra attention and validation, or it makes work less boring or something...

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?
Nothing stops you from talking to any girl or asking any girl out for coffee or whatever. Thats how you get a gf.
However, thinking that every girl that smile at you or touch your hand when she hands you your change at the till, wants to fck you, then you have a problem and even asking her out with that mindset will get you nowhere.
 
View attachment 1831037


Oh well.

All the guys saying she's probably being nice, there are other girls in the office, they are being nice, this girl was flirting.
Maybe she likes the extra attention and validation, or it makes work less boring or something...

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

So two days later and still no results?

Stop being a pussy.
 
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View attachment 1831037


Oh well.

All the guys saying she's probably being nice, there are other girls in the office, they are being nice, this girl was flirting.
Maybe she likes the extra attention and validation, or it makes work less boring or something...

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?
Welcome to the deregulated sexual marketplace.
 
I have to ask a girl out tomorrow.... She's new at my workplace, but we are in different departments that don't interact..
We've been flirting with each other with just our eyes for a couple weeks.. staring as we walk past each other.

She started out smiling at me, but I didn't really smile back, because I'm actually blown away that she's into me. She's very pretty, which is why I haven't made a move yet, because I almost can't believe it. Honestly, I forget to smile , because I'm like a deer in headlights..
Why the fk am I like this?...

It's been a couple days since she gave me "Fk me" eyes... I should have made a move after work that day. I think she feels kinda hurt...
Anyway, I have to do it tomorrow after work... Basically telling her that we should hang out and get to know each other, and doing so VERY confidently, is the only thing that can save me here. Got a bunch of guys circling her at work too, but they're all trying to "befriend" her and do her favours, I think I need to be more bold than them, I don't want to start in or end up in the friend zone.

Advice? Comments? Tell me I'm an idiot?

Thanks
How did this go? Was she the cashier?
 
she's lying 101, that's the most common way a chick tells a guy to get lost, "ummm I have a boyfriend" we all want to know exactly what you said to her first...

time to move to phase 2, I use this moto :
if your charm doesn't work rohypnol will
 
One important point of clarification here: if your flaccid member is six inches or more and thicker than the Grabouw Boerewors at Checkers, then you should wear grey sweatpants and no underwear when you’re around her.
This dude went all out, won the race, showed his 3rd leg, guess who is getting the girls:
 
She has a bf. It was not a cashier... but now that you mention it, there is also a cashier who has her eye on me :unsure: Always smiling. It's like I'm the center of her world when I'm around. /s
Hmm should of gone back and said oh so there is only 1 guy I have to take out cool noted
 
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