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timgaul
01-04-2008, 11:41 AM
Electricity-saving measures will be expanded from next month to include nationwide prime-time blackouts in television broadcasts, the SABC announced on Tuesday.

It said transmitters would shut down across the country between 6pm and 9pm on weekdays, when Eskom experienced peak demand.

There were 200 000 television sets in South Africa, roughly half of which used only the free-to-air SABC and eTV channels.

"With an average set drawing 14 watts, this translates to energy saving of a massive 2.8 megawatts," the SABC said in a statement.

The blackout would mean rescheduling of programmes.

The 7pm and 7.30pm news broadcasts would be shifted to 9pm, when there would be a single evening news, transmitted on SABC2.





The language of this broadcast would alternate on successive days between English, Zulu, Sesotho and the other 11 official languages.

The rest of the programmes from the blackout slot would be broadcast following the normal evening programming.

This meant the Bold and the Beautiful, for example, would start at midnight on SABC1.

Sewende Laan would start at 1am on SABC2, after the matric revision programme, and Isidingo just after midnight.

The corporation said it expected viewers might have some problems adjusting to the blackouts.

"We suggest that viewers could instead read books, or talk to other family members," it said.

"If they do not like their relatives, and have forgotten how to read, they can just look at the wall."

The blackout would be reviewed at the end of winter. - Sapa

Better take out library cards people.

ToxicBunny
01-04-2008, 11:43 AM
If only this wasn't an April Fools joke...

Then again TIA so anything is possible.

Love the fact that my TV comes from a satellite and Eksdom can't loadshed it :D

timgaul
01-04-2008, 11:44 AM
If only this wasn't an April Fools joke...

Then again TIA so anything is possible.

Love the fact that my TV comes from a satellite and Eksdom can't loadshed it :D

Ah! Don't ruin it for the gullible!

But DSTV is indeed broadcast from Randburg, and that is subject to loadshedding!

ToxicBunny
01-04-2008, 11:45 AM
No man shhhhh.... I like living in my fantasy world that they get the majority of their stuff beemed from overseas...

lcbxx
01-04-2008, 11:46 AM
I work for Eskom and I get electricity for free. I also do not get loadshed. What is the kuk now with SABC? I don't have a PVR so how can I manage to stay up until 1am.

I have applied for a job at DStv so that I can get free PVR.

But then I will get loadshed...?

1nsane!
01-04-2008, 11:46 AM
April fools almal -> huhuhahahahuhahahaha. Sigh, mense melk dam mar die sotries . . .

timgaul
01-04-2008, 11:47 AM
I work for Eskom and I get electricity for free. I also do not get loadshed. What is the kuk now with SABC? I don't have a PVR so how can I manage to stay up until 1am.

I have applied for a job at DStv so that I can get free PVR.

But then I will get loadshed...?

Its a cruel world! We'll all just have to start working night shifts.

Telkomisaloser
01-04-2008, 11:47 AM
Internet FTW!!!!!

Never watch TV broadcasts anyway :rolleyes:

timgaul
01-04-2008, 11:48 AM
Internet FTW!!!!!

Never watch TV broadcasts anyway :rolleyes:

Doesn't help if you gotted loadshedded anyways. :rolleyes:

Telkomisaloser
01-04-2008, 11:48 AM
Doesn't help if you gotted loadshedded anyways. :rolleyes:

:o You got a point there :p

Gru
01-04-2008, 11:49 AM
I dont even watch tv so it wont be missed.

lcbxx
01-04-2008, 11:50 AM
Its a cruel world! We'll all just have to start working night shifts.
I used to work nightshift at Telkom helpdesk, then the thieves stole the cable, so I lose job.
Then I go work nightshift at the tavern until the loadshed start, so I lose job.
Now I work nightshift at Eskom but now I have to stay home to watch Generations at 2am, so I will lose job.

timgaul
01-04-2008, 11:57 AM
I used to work nightshift at Telkom helpdesk, then the thieves stole the cable, so I lose job.
Then I go work nightshift at the tavern until the loadshed start, so I lose job.
Now I work nightshift at Eskom but now I have to stay home to watch Generations at 2am, so I will lose job.

As they say: not sleep for the wicked! :p

Eish, it all too much. I blame Apartheid for not bury cables deep enough. I blame Apartheid for Zamalek to this country. I blame Apartheid for giving us power company that not work properly. Viva ANC, viva Zuma!

Moederloos
01-04-2008, 11:58 AM
Has this actually been confirmed to be an April Fool's joke?
:D

timgaul
01-04-2008, 12:02 PM
Has this actually been confirmed to be an April Fool's joke?
:D

Yes, yes it is:

Blackouts to affect prime-time TV (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20080401080620752C517418)

I left out the URL for dramatic purposes. :p

Setho
01-04-2008, 12:40 PM
"If they do not like their relatives, and have forgotten how to read, they can just look at the wall."



Don't like relatives................check

Forgot how to read...............check



Ok, I have a wall to look at...gotta go get some paint so that I can entertain myself with watching it dry...

Paulr
01-04-2008, 08:27 PM
This is one of the best AF jokes I've seen! Well done to whoever thought it up!