The Mind
The Mind of a golf driver is one which should not be taken for granted. Never under Estimate the golf driver, while he is driving the golf, he is king of the road, he owns the road, and you are on his road, so you should feel honoured when driving on The Golf Drivers Road.
In the mind of a golf driver, his car IS better than yours, nothing you can say or do will convince him otherwise.
In the mind of a golf driver, all corsa drivers dont know how to drive, and they are merly a waste of time.
In the mind of a golf driver, If you own a corsa and you put a sunroof in, you should re-register your car as a walking ring.
In the mind of a golf driver, Corsa's are so cheap, they only give you two doors.
In the mind of a golf driver, Pretty Much anything Opel Sux.
Never Argue with a golf driver about his style of driving, or tell him that he cant drive. This will either lead to one of two effects.
1) if your in the car with him, he will prove this he has good driving skills by taking 10 000km off his tyres.
2) If you are not in the car with him, You will be challenged to a dice.
Now for some who dont know, a dice is whereby you both stop at a robot, you increase the volumn of your music, and try get the next robot before the other person does.
Which brings me to another point...
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and the driver is staring at you, this means he would like to "dice" you, he will beat you!!!!
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and the driver increases his sound level means one of two things:
1) His sound is better than yours.
2) He thinks you should listen to the song he is playing.
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and he is reving his car, but is not looking at you, this means he would like to dice you, but he isnt sure if he will win or not.
The Car
This is the golf driver's most prized possession, and should be treated with kindness and respect, Not every can own such a fast and outstanding car. You are allowed to drool over it, just make sure you dont damage the paint work.
As stated before, His car is the one, the only, and the ultimate. Your are can not even compare to the awesomeness of the Golf Driver's Car. His car is also better, fast and more stylish than any other golf on the road, and its a hell of a lot better than a opel corsa.
Rules to remember
1) Never scratch the car, this will result in you loosing a limb of some sort.
2) Never give the car a funny look, this will result in you not being able to see for a few months.
3) Never Diss the Golf Driver's Mags, this is the same as tell him is girlfriend is a slut, You will be sorely beaten for this one.
4) Never Diss the Golf Driver's Car, This has the same effect as dissing a man's manhood, This in most case's will lead to a beating with a wheel spanner.
5) Never Tell the Golf Driver he has a shyte car... This has the same effect as dissing his mother, a wheel spanner beating will follow.
6) No Matter what anyone tells you, a Golf Driver's car is faster than your's, This is a cold hard raw fact that few can accept, The Golf Driver knows this, and feels for you.
7) Never tell a golf driver he should have bought a corsa, this is the same as telling him "He should have slept with that ugly girl at the party last week" The result may vary in this one, depending one how many beers have been consumed beforehand
Never cut a golf driver off in traffic, this will result in him dropping a gear, increasing his speed, and sitting about 30cm from the back of your car.
9) Always give a golf driver a gap in traffic, the result of not doing so will be that he will push his way in, slame on breaks and keep you behind him for as long as possible
10) Never ride on the @ss of a golf driver, he will decrease is speed to almost a stand still and not allow you to pass him (if u had enough time to ride up his @ss, you have enough time to sit behind him at 20km/h)
11) Never Swear at a golf driver, Remember the wheel spanner thing?...
12) Never give the finger to a golf driver, 9 of ouf 10 times, you will loose that finger.
13) Never Slam on breaks infront of a golf driver, this will result him in dropping a gear and increasing his speed towards you to give you a bit of a scare.
14) A golf driver always wants to dice, be prepared when pulling up next a golf driver at a robot. if you do not wish to dice, rather sit behind him.
Hopefully this will give you some insite into the golf and his driver, from here on just remember, the road is not your's, it belongs to the golf driver.
Lol!!!
The Mind of a golf driver is one which should not be taken for granted. Never under Estimate the golf driver, while he is driving the golf, he is king of the road, he owns the road, and you are on his road, so you should feel honoured when driving on The Golf Drivers Road.
In the mind of a golf driver, his car IS better than yours, nothing you can say or do will convince him otherwise.
In the mind of a golf driver, all corsa drivers dont know how to drive, and they are merly a waste of time.
In the mind of a golf driver, If you own a corsa and you put a sunroof in, you should re-register your car as a walking ring.
In the mind of a golf driver, Corsa's are so cheap, they only give you two doors.
In the mind of a golf driver, Pretty Much anything Opel Sux.
Never Argue with a golf driver about his style of driving, or tell him that he cant drive. This will either lead to one of two effects.
1) if your in the car with him, he will prove this he has good driving skills by taking 10 000km off his tyres.
2) If you are not in the car with him, You will be challenged to a dice.
Now for some who dont know, a dice is whereby you both stop at a robot, you increase the volumn of your music, and try get the next robot before the other person does.
Which brings me to another point...
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and the driver is staring at you, this means he would like to "dice" you, he will beat you!!!!
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and the driver increases his sound level means one of two things:
1) His sound is better than yours.
2) He thinks you should listen to the song he is playing.
If you stop next to a golf at a robot, and he is reving his car, but is not looking at you, this means he would like to dice you, but he isnt sure if he will win or not.
The Car
This is the golf driver's most prized possession, and should be treated with kindness and respect, Not every can own such a fast and outstanding car. You are allowed to drool over it, just make sure you dont damage the paint work.
As stated before, His car is the one, the only, and the ultimate. Your are can not even compare to the awesomeness of the Golf Driver's Car. His car is also better, fast and more stylish than any other golf on the road, and its a hell of a lot better than a opel corsa.
Rules to remember
1) Never scratch the car, this will result in you loosing a limb of some sort.
2) Never give the car a funny look, this will result in you not being able to see for a few months.
3) Never Diss the Golf Driver's Mags, this is the same as tell him is girlfriend is a slut, You will be sorely beaten for this one.
4) Never Diss the Golf Driver's Car, This has the same effect as dissing a man's manhood, This in most case's will lead to a beating with a wheel spanner.
5) Never Tell the Golf Driver he has a shyte car... This has the same effect as dissing his mother, a wheel spanner beating will follow.
6) No Matter what anyone tells you, a Golf Driver's car is faster than your's, This is a cold hard raw fact that few can accept, The Golf Driver knows this, and feels for you.
7) Never tell a golf driver he should have bought a corsa, this is the same as telling him "He should have slept with that ugly girl at the party last week" The result may vary in this one, depending one how many beers have been consumed beforehand
Never cut a golf driver off in traffic, this will result in him dropping a gear, increasing his speed, and sitting about 30cm from the back of your car.
9) Always give a golf driver a gap in traffic, the result of not doing so will be that he will push his way in, slame on breaks and keep you behind him for as long as possible
10) Never ride on the @ss of a golf driver, he will decrease is speed to almost a stand still and not allow you to pass him (if u had enough time to ride up his @ss, you have enough time to sit behind him at 20km/h)
11) Never Swear at a golf driver, Remember the wheel spanner thing?...
12) Never give the finger to a golf driver, 9 of ouf 10 times, you will loose that finger.
13) Never Slam on breaks infront of a golf driver, this will result him in dropping a gear and increasing his speed towards you to give you a bit of a scare.
14) A golf driver always wants to dice, be prepared when pulling up next a golf driver at a robot. if you do not wish to dice, rather sit behind him.
Hopefully this will give you some insite into the golf and his driver, from here on just remember, the road is not your's, it belongs to the golf driver.
Lol!!!
