British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows

Wow.. didnt they run windows on an aircraft carrier.. it crashed... and the aircraft carrier stopped?
 
gdiza said:
I sense Terminator's Judgement day happening... it's not SkyNet... it's WINDOWS! :D
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I dont know which is a worst "end of the world" scenario. Robots becoming sentient and killing us, or robots becoming sentient and charging us licence fees.
 
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PLEASE NOTE YOU CAN NOT FIRE ALL FOUR MISSILES, YOUR CURRENT WINDOWS LICENSE IS ONLY VALID FOR TWO MISSILES.​
 
On further thinking I am all for this idea! Every weapon in the world should run MS Windows. That way wars will become too expensive and the weapons will crash half the time.
 
w1z4rd said:
On further thinking I am all for this idea! Every weapon in the world should run MS Windows. That way wars will become too expensive and the weapons will crash half the time.
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or they will fire off missiles randomly and we'd just accept it... even legislate it.
 
It would give a whole new meaning to Blue Screen of Death...
 
"Your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile has performed an illegal operation. Would you like to send the error to Microsoft?"

er... "Shut Down".

"That operation cannot be completed at this time."

"Shut Down"!!!
"Shut Down"!!!
"Shut Down"!!!

*spinning mouse cursor*
 
Blue Screen / Blue Sea

Maybe they like the Blue Screens? It goes with the same colour as the sea.
 
I wonder if they've patched the latest zero day exploit on the sub yet :eek:
 
Missile 1 :
Are you sure that you want to perform that operation?
Yes!
Missile 2 :
Are you sure that you want to perform that operation?
Yes!
Missile 3 :
Are you sure that you want to perform that operation?
Yes!
Missile 4 :
Are you sure that you want to perform that operation?
Yes!
Missile 5 :
Are you sure that you want to perform that operation?
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
%$%@ #%$@ ^%@#$
AAAARG!
War is such a pain!
 
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