'I have sex with my car' - but I always use a condom

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• Mar 18, 2009

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No, not me! So I was searching for which pics are shown on Top Gear when Clarkson says "I went on the internet this week and I found this", but instead I found this!

That poor car

 

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SICK SICK SICK

 

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Car ... short for CARoline?

 

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They probably hired the guy to pose for a few pics then made up the story.

 

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Hubba! Hubba! Herbie!

saw this last year i think.

 

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what the....?

the human race is doomed!

 

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Aqua_lung said:

They probably hired the guy to pose for a few pics then made up the story.

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Would they have hired this guy?

 

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Would they have hired this guy?

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LOL

 

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Smooth Criminal said:

Would they have hired this guy?

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Gives a new meaning to "turn the car on"

 

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Telkomisaloser said:

Gives a new meaning to "turn the car on"

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or blowing (up) a car.

 

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hAHAHAHAHAH funny man.

 

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waynegohl said:

Telkomisaloser said:

Gives a new meaning to "turn the car on"

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or blowing (up) a car.

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Or owning a car!

 

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he be stroking its (crank) shaft.

 

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Smooth Criminal said:

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NSFW!

wait...i'm not at work....

HAHAHAhahaha!!

 

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giving joy ride a new meaning

 

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Now ive seen it all...

 

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Now ive seen it all...

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and I'm deeply traumatised. WTF would you need a condom for anyway?

 

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yeah why? I hate the smell of burning rubber!

 

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and I'm deeply traumatised. WTF would you need a condom for anyway?

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to protect your environment from harmful CFC Gasses.

so I guess this guy owns a supercar?