Fake posters don’t amuse ANC

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Bwahahahahaaaha!

Saw some of these on a ride this morning down Jan Smuts but even funnier was a comment from some arb ANC spokesperson on 702 blaming the posters on “mischievous forces of darkness”.

I nearly had to turn my car around and go home to change my trousers
“What a lovely kanga you are wearing.”
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“Was it made in China?”
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“Vote Zuma. A better life for me.”
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“Justice is the name of my next wife.”
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...in Sotho: “Ke nako ya go ithuta sezulu” (It’s time you learned to speak Zulu).
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“Bush and I have plenty in common.”
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classic!:D
 
The ANC has blamed the posters on “mischievous forces of darkness”....

Darth Vader is in town? :confused:
 
Darth Zoomer should embrace these dark forces - he's getting free publicity.
 
I think there's something about defacing election posters. there's no "defacement" as such happening here but I guess if ANC logo's appear on the fun posters then maybe the “mischievous forces of darkness” can get into a bit of poo

"ANC - A better lie for all"
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heheheheheheh
 
"ANC spokeswoman Jesse Duarte has blamed "the forces of darkness" for fake ANC election posters featuring slogans such as "Justice is the name of my next wife" and "Vote Zuma, a better life for me". However, motorists have failed to notice the hoax, saying that they thought the ANC's "Together we can do more" posters were also a joke."

HAHAHAHAH! SNORT! WHEEEZ! :D:D:D
 
Jay-z - Guilty Until Proven Innocent

[Jay-Z]
I thought this was kzn people!
Uhh, yeah, guilty until recorded a president huh?
That's how we workin huh? Okay
Before me there was many; after me there will be none
I am the last ninja turtle
Uh-huh, okay, I see how we playin

Yeah, I get it down - anxiously the public can't wait
southafricans had to have me way before it's prison release date
Jigga get irate, press get it ****ed up
cost you R110m but I had to get it straight
Get the recording, twelve inch machine gun, get the recording
Jigga give out food for votes, get a plate
I get it down, get it krunk when I get in the state of mind
that what's mine is mine, nobody get to take
I don't bend, break, fold, scratch, go down
My mental rolodex see these words? I just don't know
I know stress, drama, niggaz upsettin my mama
Arrested, put in the lineup, tryin to put dents in my armor
But I'm a survivor, plus I'm liver than most
Out on bail, fifty thou', still ridin with toast
I ain't tryin to collide with folk,
but I don't want folk takin Jigga for joke
I guess you niggaz just woke - take a shower!

[Chorus - R. Kelly]
You can't touch me, no you can't touch me
Jigga, bush, not guilty
Try to charge me but I'm not guilty
I got, all, my countries money
I've got all of my mamis
Tell me, what you, want from me
Tell me.. what y'all want from me?
I'm guilty

Tell me, what you, want from me
Y'all, cats, can't touch me

:P dont worry if they try to arrest me for this im sure jay z can get me off the case
 
"Asked if the forces of darkness were the same as the "swart gevaar", Duarte explained that they were completely different."

Uh huh... :p
 
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