Mugabe in hospital in Dubai

May it be a slow and painful demise.....
 
As a christian a should say "Please recover soon", but...
 
Just why didn't he go to a Zim or SA hospital? I think he knows someone there will surreptitiously off him! :D
 
Sorry I did not see this Thread.
And Zuma is on his way top zim to have talks with him and Morgan.
 
Mugabe in hospital after spill with holy water and garlic

Undead Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe is reportedly receiving medical treatment in Dubai after coming into contact with holy water and garlic. According to Mugabe's surgeons, the 85-year-old sustained third-degree burns from the water after a demon-hunter doused him in it while he was sucking the immortal soul from a baby in a sewer.

Mugabe has been largely ignored by the international media in recent months, mainly because he has been sleeping in a box in a crypt, reportedly to allow Zimbabwe's malnourished citizens to grow fresh blood.

According to the United Nations, Mugabe's undead demon-sleep has allowed Zimbabwe's economy to be upgraded from Completely Destroyed to only Catastrophically Compromised.
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http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/1115
 
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