View Full Version : The IMPORTANCE of PICHAS and Vids!
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 09:10 AM
So, once again Dolby has proved to me that he knows what happened that day when said mate and I had a little fun...him in a black Polow GTi, aparently black ones are faster (just had to say that) :D and me obviously in my bloody fast 8 sec 0-100, yes that's right, 8 sec nogal at highlands, very highlands, and I skeered the black sheep of the family;)
Now, this has been contested by, lol, wait for it, lol, something someone somewhere wrote that the 147 has a 0-100 time of 11.5 sec nogal...lol, My wind hond can sprint faster than that...but hey, that's what his law says!:cool:
So this argument or debate will go on for centuries and our children will rage war over this mythical day when an Alfa dared to go up against the very fast Polow GTi...
So, I understand now that things like these needs pichas or videos or something damnit, as I wouldn't have believed it myself, but hey, I'll try and get technophobe Polow GTi driver on here to clear up the air...
Ooooh, I know where to get a vid of a Alfa Romeo 159 2.4 jtd dropping diesel smoke on an M3...yes...E36 M3 geskeer deur a tractor...I'll ask that guy to send me the vid!
Anyway, Pichas is important, maybe I'll just have to take my camcorder wiff me on my escapades:p:p:p:p
porn$tar
22-09-2009, 09:14 AM
Run out of Ritalin have you?
Have a look here...
Its not standard, but roughly R18 000 performance mods, mostly OEM stuffs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L60BFXLeEzA&feature=related
Madman88
22-09-2009, 09:27 AM
Run out of Ritalin have you?
:D
Keeper
22-09-2009, 09:40 AM
Run out of Ritalin have you?
he never had any :erm: :D
Fazda
22-09-2009, 09:41 AM
What a pleasure to see that Polo...hopefully Alfaholic and Rouxenator will shut up for a while now!
So nice to see those Opels getting smoked!! :D
CodeMaster
22-09-2009, 09:46 AM
He was without a doubt the best DRIVER of the day. His reaction time was like lightning :D
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 09:59 AM
LOL @ ritalin...seems like all you Vee Bubble You boys need it more...can't take it when ze German get an ass whoopin!
LOL I can only picture you VW fanboys sitting in the corner reaading VW folklore and keep manifesting that it's totally impossible...lol THE ALFA BEAT THE POLOW...hartseerlik!
kaaa***a***a***aa
porn$tar
22-09-2009, 10:06 AM
I'm not any kind fanboi, and neither are you. You're just ****ing annoying, I'll be surprised if you make it 250 posts.
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:10 AM
I'm not any kind fanboi, and neither are you. You're just ****ing annoying, I'll be surprised if you make it 250 posts.
LOL bru, don't really care...funny how you become annoyed by other people's opinions. THIS IS EXACTLY what the other post was about. People who can't accept opinions, I am of the opinion that my Alfa beat a Plow GTi...accept it or keep on talking normal forum trash...me takes it long time lol...
But this little hissy fit tells me you is not ready for Forum debate...Me finks you need this:
http://www.undinefallspack.com/thread_posting_for_dummies.png
Good advice from an Alfisti...lol you JUST can't win bru!:cool:
porn$tar
22-09-2009, 10:17 AM
I don't mind your opinion, it's the "I masturbate off every time I see an Alfa drive past" tone of your posts I find annoying. You need to find a boyfriend before you start screwing your car up it's tailpipe. Oh wait, you already do.
Keeper
22-09-2009, 10:18 AM
Hey bra's you should of checked me yesterday my china's, I dropped a Sooped up VW Golf and he was eating my dust like a bladdy vacuum cleaner, I only drive a Lumina SS Sport Edition with 2 Turbo's and he was still sitting at the robots like my cat does on sundays while I was chorring along to the next set of roubots my bru's
It was legendary, me finks his exhaust had a potato in it ek se, I didn't get any pichas either but next time when I "smoke 'em" i'll try to take 1 or 2 (And by smoke 'em I don't mean the box of cubanna's I have stored in the glove compartment)
Till next time bru's, this is LuminaAddict signing out
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:23 AM
I don't mind your opinion, it's the "I masturbate off every time I see an Alfa drive past" tone of your posts I find annoying. You need to find a boyfriend before you start screwing your car up it's tailpipe.
OK - so your hissyfit is because me is passionate about me Alfas or any other Alfa in my club or any other Alfa that drives passed, lol. Passion being a crime on this Forum, joh!
Thus I like ze VW forum and Ze Scooby forum even more...the passion those guys show is immense, but none of them throw up when a BMW nutter comes along and praises his chosen marque.:erm:
Dude, seriously, you are acting like a little girl, if you don't like my Alfa's are great tone then just don't read or reply, simple.
+ to make matters worse you've just exposed yourself...you're fed up with my Alfa remarks coz you're not like that..."B.A Baracus - I pitty the fool" dude, I have one remedy for you:
http://images.google.co.za/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=Alfa+Romeo&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
Don't go masturbate now...:cool:
porn$tar
22-09-2009, 10:29 AM
I love ANY nice car, but I'll leave the masturbating to you and your boyfriends.
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:31 AM
I love ANY nice car, but I'll leave the masturbating to you and your boyfriends.
LOL sounds like someone who admits defeat with seriously lame comebacks...
again - B.A Baracus - i pitty the fool!
Now, let's talk a nice Alfa deal there for you...just kidding mate just kidding...:rolleyes:
Keeper
22-09-2009, 10:33 AM
imma let you guys finish, I just want to repeat that my race was really Legendary.
thank you.
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:35 AM
imma let you guys finish, I just want to repeat that my race was really Legendary.
thank you.
Did you throw papaja in the petrol to boost the octane?:p
RazedInBlack
22-09-2009, 10:41 AM
Hey bra's you should of checked me yesterday my china's, I dropped a Sooped up VW Golf and he was eating my dust like a bladdy vacuum cleaner, I only drive a Lumina SS Sport Edition with 2 Turbo's and he was still sitting at the robots like my cat does on sundays while I was chorring along to the next set of roubots my bru's
It was legendary, me finks his exhaust had a potato in it ek se, I didn't get any pichas either but next time when I "smoke 'em" i'll try to take 1 or 2 (And by smoke 'em I don't mean the box of cubanna's I have stored in the glove compartment)
Till next time bru's, this is LuminaAddict signing out
Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!
You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:43 AM
Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!
You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!:rolleyes:
bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!
Keeper
22-09-2009, 10:45 AM
Hey Keeper! You drive a Lumina SS? I love german cars myself but damn I love that car!
You lucky devil! Post a pic of your ride man!
lol.... well at least some people believed my epic cool drag-racing story :D
Keeper
22-09-2009, 10:48 AM
LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!:rolleyes:
bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!
noooooo don't go! I don't really have a lumina so don't worry i won't post pics of it in your thread :p
RazedInBlack
22-09-2009, 10:48 AM
LMAO - this is gettin way out of hand now...lemme stop as I can see the VW fanboys colluding and calling the Moderators non stop to get me off just because this VW Forum-in-disguise is unhappy their little pocket shmocket lost to a heavy, Italian!:rolleyes:
bey guys, see ya'll on again...Im off to enjoy me long weekend, in me Alfa!
Are you married?
If you are, then you've got two problems!
A wife and an Alfa! :rolleyes:
RazedInBlack
22-09-2009, 10:49 AM
noooooo don't go! I don't really have a lumina so don't worry i won't post pics of it in your thread :p
Damn! There goes my respect for Keeper! :p
@Alfaholic
When I say I love German cars that doesn't nessecarily mean I'm a VW fanboi!
ALFAHOLIC
22-09-2009, 10:51 AM
Are you married?
If you are, then you've got two problems!
A wife and an Alfa! :rolleyes:
LMAO - the same thing my dad said what are the odds!!!:p
RazedInBlack
22-09-2009, 10:53 AM
LMAO - the same thing my dad said what are the odds!!!:p
Your dad knows best!
HapticSimian
22-09-2009, 10:54 AM
Alfas are like having a mistress. They're sexy, exciting and they know how to get the pulse racing whilst making all the right noises. But you don't tell your friends you've got one.
DISCLAIMER
As previously stated, I own two...
Are you married?
If you are, then you've got two problems!
A wife and an Alfa! :rolleyes:
I heard a different version... no offence to anyone...
How does an Indian man ruin his life??
He marries a coloured woman and buys a second hand Alfa!:p
RazedInBlack
22-09-2009, 10:57 AM
I heard a different version... no offence to anyone...
How does an Indian man ruin his life??
He marries a coloured wife and a second hand Alfa!:p
Now I'm really offended! :D
Dolby
22-09-2009, 11:45 AM
Oh. Only stumbled on this now.
8 seconds flat with an exhaust on the highveld ... ? Anyone that mildly knows about cars, is going to call you on that claim.
Where exactly on the highveld are you, if I may?
I can test your car if you want?
Fazda
23-09-2009, 09:44 AM
Oh. Only stumbled on this now.
8 seconds flat with an exhaust on the highveld ... ? Anyone that mildly knows about cars, is going to call you on that claim.
Where exactly on the highveld are you, if I may?
I can test your car if you want?
LOL, I see that the thread suddenly went quiet....:D
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 09:54 AM
Yo - Me in Mpumalanga...VERY HIGHVELD...in fact the Heartland of the Highveld.
Eish, how many times do I have to say, the OBDI port STAYS open...if you so called car boffins know what that means? LOL - and EXHAUST means? maybe header, maybe decat...
Ask any 2.0 twinnie driver what an exhaust by you know whom and a header and a decat does...+ gekoppel met remap on road, not VW fanboi dyno's...
I'm in MP dude, holla at me when you ready with a GTi...
You guys fail to realise that me don't spill the beans on me mods...seriously - dem me and THE MAN's secrets, all me knows is ze PGTi lostses.
OK lemme do this...
147 - 118kw...remember, kw reading means squat!
fulle CUSTOM exhaust system - meaning from ze HEAD!
Custom remap on 2 stage map...switchable with me work laptop nogal lol...
Those mods - esp the remap - drops Pgti at highveld...but TDi skeers me in all gears...pitty, as I'd liked to beat the TDi and not the PGTi...
But then again...if you would go read again, coz you guys are strugling...me did point out that maybe the PGTi driver didnt' try hard enough - AND like I said, a win is a win!!!
Now, pick your jaw up from the ground, don't ask me who THE MAN is coz that's my secret and go read the comment where me stated this...
Cherio - again - ALFA 1 VW 0
just love writing that
Those mods - esp the remap - drops Pgti at highveld...but TDi skeers me in all gears...pitty, as I'd liked to beat the TDi and not the PGTi...
But then again...if you would go read again, coz you guys are strugling...me did point out that maybe the PGTi driver didnt' try hard enough - AND like I said, a win is a win!!!
just love writing that
Well Pgtis are faster than TDis - Ibiza FR 118kw....
You lose.
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 10:07 AM
Ever heard of AO?
And Mongoletsi???
There that's as far as i'll go to let go of my secrets...:sick:
The problem with today's male human being is that he believes in nothing, be also believes that everything and everyone that is in disagreement of him is wrong...lol.
I know I'll open a can of worms here, but no one seemed to contest the 2.4 JTD killing
M3's? LOL THAT is amazing to me, somehow you guys don't contest this...
Like I said, Mongoletsi, someone who knows someone who knows how to load maps and get tourque up....ooooooh I'm spilling beans here...if you don't know Alfa...you cannot speak on Alfa, a pure fact, I don't speak on R32 as I don't know R32, but I bet 3.2 GT will kill it off...wanna bet your salaries LOL!
Again...Mongoletsi - if you don't know, now you know (pictures them doing Google searches as that's all you guys seem to know other than quoting Car mag and knowing VW timeslips LOL - B.A Baracus...I pitty these fools!)
Mongoletsi is like the FR of Alfa...but I forgive ya'll for NOT knowing this, I understand your knowledge is extrememly limited to Pgti and BWA lol...
Oh, Dawie fettled with a GTV 3.0 V6 Exhaust only, and a special piggyback...
335i and Scooby - the GTV stuck with them at high speeds, but had to pull of the right pedal coz it was actually going faster...cars pulled over, and wanted to know WTF was up with the GTV...lol Alfa Romeo, you gota love it...VIP breakfast run, invite only, if you don't know now you know...
Here..
I have the decency to post the link for all the haters...your cars are quick 0-100 no contest, but ze itallians will come for you when you least expect it...170kph + is where we like to race!
http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/south-africa/189149-surprising-performance-on-breakfast-run.html
Oh, forgot to mention...me clutch went:( Can't handle the torque... MONGOLETSI!!!
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 10:11 AM
:eek:
Dude at work has Leon FR...chipped and exhaust same as I...
Can't pull away from ze 147, just can't...pitty the fool!:erm::p
His car is quick off the line, jeez not even a bloody S3 is so quick off the line, or was I kidding myself, as always, Alfa's and their 3rd gears...if you know what I mean, oh wait, ya'll are not schooled in Alfas...lol, but 3rd ger, 4th gear same old story...:rolleyes:
Dolby
23-09-2009, 10:13 AM
I'm in MP dude, holla at me when you ready with a GTi
I'd test you against the clock. I have something a little more accurate the iPhone specifically designed to test performance.
your cars are quick 0-100 no contest, but ze itallians will come for you when you least expect it...170kph + is where we like to race!
You max out very shortly afterwards though ... I'm willing to bet it'd take you close on 35 seconds before you pass 170km/h ...
Dolby
23-09-2009, 10:14 AM
I actually can't do this anymore :/ I'd much rather chat to JK8 about his Polo before Alfa on his super speed Alfa.
:eek:
Dude at work has Leon FR...chipped and exhaust same as I...
Can't pull away from ze 147, just can't...pitty the fool!:erm::p
His car is quick off the line, jeez not even a bloody S3 is so quick off the line, or was I kidding myself, as always, Alfa's and their 3rd gears...if you know what I mean, oh wait, ya'll are not schooled in Alfas...lol, but 3rd ger, 4th gear same old story...:rolleyes:
Leon FR is 147kw standard... or you talking about the 177kw?
With a chip and exhaust they will both beat you, I still say the 177kw Seat is the king of hot hatches in SA, thats how fast it is.
I actually can't do this anymore :/ I'd much rather chat to JK8 about his Polo before Alfa on his super speed Alfa.
Ye... now hes just irritating...
Fazda
23-09-2009, 10:22 AM
Ye... now hes just irritating...
Agreed, this pissing competition has just become uber boring! :D
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 10:42 AM
LMAO - as soon as I give them proof and some insight into how I managed to drop a Pgti...they give up:p:p:p Damn but you guys are LAME!
JK8 - thus I'm saying that Leon FR was smoking like crazy...was it even an FR - you know, like the 325i ouens putting IS bumpers on and saying its an IS...I couldn't believe it myself, must have either NOT been an FR, or was TOying wiff me...
LOL - anyway, any contest on the GTV killing the 335i and Scoobfest?
LOL - you guys are amazing!
Once again - Mongoletsi FTW!!!
Alfa FTW!!!
Ok, I've proven my point now, you guys hopelessly gave up...lol I should post this thread link on AO, Abb, Alfisti.net...I guarantee they'll have a SERIOUS laugh!!!
Moral of the story, just becuase your a GRANDMASTER doesn't mean you know squat...famous saying "just because you cans speak doesn't mean your intellectual!!!"
Alfa 1 VW 0
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 10:43 AM
Ye... now hes just irritating...
You were given full proof...
and now you bow out, lame dude, really lame even for your aparent standards, lemme guess, if you guys were on a debate team you'd have lost at the rebuttle!!!:p
Ever heard of AO?
http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/south-africa/189149-surprising-performance-on-breakfast-run.html
Oh, forgot to mention...me clutch went:( Can't handle the torque... MONGOLETSI!!!
That link?
Its cute man, theres more of you Alfa boys trying to beat GTis and Seats!:D:D
That sad actually...
Every post you guys are talking about GTis... atleast you guys seem to know the Gtis quite well...
Always thought the Alfa boys played with BMs.... times have changed I see...
ALFAHOLIC
23-09-2009, 11:05 AM
LOL, I see that the thread suddenly went quiet....:D
LOL - after the proofs of conceptses...
LOOK who's talking now...how do you guys live with yourselves LOL...
suddenly went quiet!:erm::p
Fazda
23-09-2009, 12:06 PM
LOL - after the proofs of conceptses...
LOOK who's talking now...how do you guys live with yourselves LOL...
suddenly went quiet!:erm::p
In the average pissing competition, the one who shouts the most tends to hve the most to try and prove.
I fear that our Alfa friend has done enough shouting to compensate for his lack of decent car in the garage story for today...thank you...:D
Keeper
23-09-2009, 12:30 PM
LOOK who's talking now...how do you guys live with yourselves LOL...
suddenly went quiet!:erm::p
I bang my woman instead of dicing lighties with a golfs/polos, thats how I manage to live with myself.
good luck to you and your alfa though :erm: