View Full Version : Ode to all the gamer chicks!
antowan
23-05-2005, 08:19 AM
To the girl that loves me
Through the creepy slime ridden halls of Doom
Through the high-tech death chambers of Unreal Tournament
Whether it be a rocket up my bumb
or a sniper's bullet through my skull
You are there cheering me on!
The one that makes sure the coffee is hot
No matter if I kill my oponents or not
You are there, my beloved gamer chick!
Be it pizza, mcdonnalds or pie
Not upon you I keep my loving eye
A quick hug and kiss you give
You are my gamer chick and love you I do
Even when a tank levels me with the ground
Return to me you will do time and time again
For this ode goes out to you my darling
Thanks for the beer and when this is done...
I will hold you until AOE 3 comes home to roost...
WiseCrack
23-05-2005, 08:24 AM
Thats nice Antowan maybe I should show my gf this post as she sees my computer as competition.
She always complains when I play Wolf Et or CSS and never brings me any of the nice stuff you mention. :D
stoke
23-05-2005, 09:35 AM
Hey wize- get you woman involved in the games - watch out - mine's better than I am at most of the games.
killadoob
23-05-2005, 12:01 PM
all my g.f does it moan about my computer because im always on it lol
FireFLi
23-05-2005, 12:31 PM
my suggestion... give your gf a choice, either your on the PC or her sister. Which does she prefer? :D
Ged_Marc
23-05-2005, 03:34 PM
man my GF hogs my computer ;) im the sorry bast*** that gets up and keeps her coffee hot, and gets her pizza!!!
WiseCrack
23-05-2005, 03:46 PM
my suggestion... give your gf a choice, either your on the PC or her sister. Which does she prefer? :D
I kinda like this suggestion....
Anyways shes not that bad I guess I can understand her point of view in that noone wants to see their partner shared by any one or anything else most of the time. Btw she forced me to say that :D
FireFLi
23-05-2005, 07:39 PM
lmao... :D
FireFLi
23-05-2005, 07:43 PM
man my GF hogs my computer ;) im the sorry bast*** that gets up and keeps her coffee hot, and gets her pizza!!!
That aint RIGHT dude!!! :eek:
Ged_Marc
23-05-2005, 11:26 PM
lol Firefli - what a man would do to get some love ---- Aih...
Clipse
24-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Ill tell you now, just buy a 2nd computer for your gf(remember to tell her, its more powerfull than your computer)
Ged_Marc
24-05-2005, 12:42 AM
Ill tell you now, just buy a 2nd computer for your gf(remember to tell her, its more powerfull than your computer)
my girls a programmer lol --- she knows more on pc's than i do ;) i just got the adsl... to get her a better pc would bury a very deep hole in my pocket...
Clipse
24-05-2005, 01:59 AM
no no, just a better case the insides can be old junk ;-)
goodgirl
24-05-2005, 04:14 AM
antowan, the poem sounds like she is only good to make coffee and feed you cheap junk food - not for playing co-op to back you up??
FireFLi
24-05-2005, 08:40 AM
Yep... only way to keep gf/wyf off your back is get her a PC and addicted to user boards :p , and also get her into WoW :)
antowan
24-05-2005, 08:47 AM
antowan, the poem sounds like she is only good to make coffee and feed you cheap junk food - not for playing co-op to back you up??
She can play! She really can! I am sorry if that is the way it came across...
I make coffee too. When I am waiting for new rounds...
I am not all that bad...
:rolleyes:
goodgirl
24-05-2005, 09:52 AM
don't take the comment that seriously :)
antowan
24-05-2005, 05:58 PM
Erm. Ok.
:D
stoke
24-05-2005, 06:49 PM
GGirl - awesome signature. Really pretty. Proof that women actually have an aptitude for pretty things.