No sex please, we're just here for soccer!

"We have not had any luck. I usually make R4 500 a month.

OMG 4.5k a month? Geezuz what do they charge? Seems a bit low.
 
Datura said:
And they're fscking ugly!
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Well if you are making 4.5k a month i highly doubt you are a model surely :D.

I am sure some model looking hookers can make that in one night. Come on how much do street hookers charge? 100 bucks or something?
 
lmao I always wonder that when I go past them on the way home late at night.

Always see the same ones. The ugly ones hide in the darkness and the one pretty face stands under a light pole.

And no matter what time I ride past (usually between 9pm and 2am) they're all standing there, so I guess business isn't all that good
 
Mantis said:
lmao I always wonder that when I go past them on the way home late at night.

Always see the same ones. The ugly ones hide in the darkness and the one pretty face stands under a light pole.

And no matter what time I ride past (usually between 9pm and 2am) they're all standing there, so I guess business isn't all that good
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I also see the same mingers standing on main road in sea point. They wouldn't be standing there if they didn't at least get the occasional client. Must be deathly desperate to even consider touching one of those things. They're seriously miff.
 
Football Joke:
Q: What do you get when you score in South Africa?
A: Aids
 
I dunno if i ever visited a hooker which i doubt i ever will i would rather pay like 2-3k or whatever than go for a 100 buck special :eek:
 
Paula of Executive Shows, which provides exotic dancers to adult entertainment clubs, said she had expected better business but the focus "is just on soccer".
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Mmm, duh.

Make a World Cup for prostitution and then you all would be sorted ;)
 
This is Africa beauty is rare and if they are on the street then they've missed the cut to become an escort and 30 Euros could your way into an escort agency... so I've heard. :D
 
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Foreign tourists aren't completely stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_in_South_Africa

The 2007 UNAIDS report estimated that 5,700,000 South Africans had HIV/AIDS, or just under 12% of South Africa's population of 48 million. The number of infected is larger than in any other single country in the world. The other top five countries with the highest HIV/AIDS prevalence are all neighbours of South Africa.

HIV/AIDS is more prevalent among female adults under the age of 40 in nearly all age groups. Roughly 4 in every 5 people with HIV/AIDS aged 20-24 are women
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In 2006 the then health minister, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, advocated a diet of garlic, olive oil and lemon to cure the disease. Although many scientists and political figures called for her removal, she was not removed from office until Mbeki himself was removed from office.
In August 2007, President Mbeki and Health Minister Tshabalala-Msimang dismissed Deputy Health Minister Nozizwe Madlala-Routledge. Madlala-Routledge has been widely credited by medical professionals and AIDS activists. Although she was officially dismissed for corruption, it was widely held that she was dismissed for her more mainstream beliefs about AIDS and its relation with HIV.
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Anyone with an IQ above 60 wouldn't touch a South African prostitute with their worst enemy's dick let alone their own.
 
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