Men showin off their inches at the gym change rooms

[sonxEr77]

yeah you walk to the men's change room and you see these men walking upright with strong muscles and there is this long weighted projection shouting out as if its some achievement to brag around with?. But then why do those with little things try to hide them with towels? i mean does size separate ego from shame? ah well ...

BTW, does the shrink mean its any smaller ...

[copacetic]

Interesting thread you got going here. :confused:

[FuNkEr]

:wtf:

[sonxEr77]

Interesting thread you got going here. :confused:

i take't u don go to gym

[cbrunsdonza]

OK I don't Gym anymore but I cannot comment on the my size compared to others as I don't look. I'm not embarrassed and I walked around nekked myself but I also never did to "expose" myself.

I'm still convinced that its some sort of latent homosexuality with these show offs and my gay buddies love perving the locker rooms

[killadoob]

Generally most men do not have massive dicks no matter what they say. Most porn stars do not have massive dicks, just the camera angles and tricks they use. Most of the time

You also get growers and showers. So growers are basically small soft but get really large and obviously showers work the same. Big small but don't grow much bigger. People also think that guys give a F how big the naked dude standing next to him is.

There is nothing wrong with walking around naked. If you have small penis syndrome then of course there will be.

[FuNkEr]

You also get growers and showers.

I LOL'ed :D

[theratman]

LOL,weird topic.

[copacetic]

i take't u don go to gym

I went a couple of times actually and yes there were peni. It's just a dick. Some guys don't mind showing off, others prefer to be private. Seems pretty mundane to me.

[Pr⊕phet]

yeah you walk to the men's change room and you see these men walking upright with strong muscles and there is this long weighted projection shouting out as if its some achievement to brag around with?. But then why do those with little things try to hide them with towels? i mean does size separate ego from shame? ah well ...

BTW, does the shrink mean its any smaller ...

why are you looking at men in the men's bathroom ? maybe they like you watching...

...you one of those peeping toms in the restroom ? :eek:

[sonxEr77]

why are you looking at men in the men's bathroom ? maybe they like you watching...

really, is this something u can avoid easily? especially if your locker is next to the showers as killadoob explained :D ... and u get those who stare at you so that you stare at their armors

[sand_man]

I recall a court case that recently went to trial where 2 brothers shot and killed 4 patrons of a bar after a dispute about the size of their d icks...

[Pr⊕phet]

really, is this something u can avoid easily? especially if your locker is next to the showers as killadoob explained :D ... and u get those who stare at you so that you stare at their armors

doesn't bother me as i go in, put my things away, go gym, return to collect and i'm done. i think however it seems for some reason to bother you *shrugs*. you rather prefer changing in the ladies room ? :D

[Zenbaas]

I LOL'ed :D

It's funny but true :D

[Picard]

If it's cold my penis is quite small (like in Atlantic sea temperatures - though it's point hangs lower than my scrotum). But if I have an erection it seems (to me at least) large enough to stimulate a woman well enough.

[bullfrog]

But if I have an erection it seems (to me at least) large enough to stimulate a woman well enough.

Woman are good at faking :p

[MickeyD]

Smack your appendage against your locker door two or three times before venturing out nekkid!! Toughen him up a bit for the wild world of 'roid envy out there!!!

[Pr⊕phet]

Smack your appendage against your locker door two or three times before venturing out nekkid!! Toughen him up a bit for the wild world of 'roid envy out there!!!

dr ruthless speaks, but if there is blood you have gone at it too wildly :D

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

No matter what I do I cannot win; but I do get envious stares as he always hangs low, very low.

[sonxEr77]

would be interesting to hear the women version of change room/showroom...

[Tpex]

Mien Got, the homosexuality is strong in this thread :eek:
:p
Waits for the Queens of myBB... :whistle:

[Pr⊕phet]

would be interesting to hear the women version of change room/showroom...

topless, naked woman grazing in the rest rooms ?
Mien Got, the homosexuality is strong in this thread :eek:
:p
Waits for the Queens of myBB... :whistle:

says the master queen :D

[Tpex]

topless, naked woman grazing in the rest rooms ?

says the master queen :D
Oh darling stop imagining me in your fusked up fantasies :p

[MickeyD]

would be interesting to hear the women version of change room/showroom...

The domain of the Cougars!!!

[Helghast]

Oh my...

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Oh my...

Wrong thread. This is not "Oh my..." it's about your dick.

[Tpex]

Wrong thread. This is not "Oh my..." it's about your dick.

Wrong thread to be in with a user name like yours! LOL :p

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

At least I can hold my name up high!

/swing low, sweet chariot...

[sonxEr77]

Wrong thread. This is not "Oh my..." it's about your dick.

mhhh, maybe we should start posting sizes ... :D

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

mhhh, maybe we should start posting sizes ... :D

I can only supply flaccid size :cry::cry::cry:

[Pr⊕phet]

I can only supply flaccid size :cry::cry::cry:

man boobs is not your penis :erm:

[MickeyD]

I can only supply flaccid size :cry::cry::cry:

That's a limp excuse.

[Helghast]

At least I can hold my name up high!

/swing low, sweet chariot...


I can only supply flaccid size :cry::cry::cry:

Bwahahaha dude you own! :D
This thread is hilarious. WRt to the showing dick thing, I'm not a fan of it, i dont need to prove anything.

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

man boobs is not your penis :erm:

No, no, no! At least my nipples are still erect ;)

[Pr⊕phet]

No, no, no! At least my nipples are still erect ;)

you are a shemale !!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::sick::sick:

[ChilliGirl]

/sees the boyz comparing sizes...

What? Have you laid them out on a table & are measuring them now???

[Tpex]

ROFL! I was laughing so hard my headphones flew of my head!

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

you are a shemale !!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::sick::sick:

The aircon at the gym is not working and it's cold in the locker room! :p

Lots of little shrivellies walking around. :twisted:

[Pr⊕phet]

/sees the boyz comparing sizes...

What? Have you laid them out on a table & are measuring them now???

offering measuring services ?

[sand_man]

ROFL! I was laughing so hard my headphones flew of my head!
Your d ick listens to music :confused:

[Pr⊕phet]

you are a shemale !!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::sick::sick:The aircon at the gym is not working and it's cold in the locker room! :p

Lots of little shrivellies walking around. :twisted:

they are scared ****less by joooooooooo

[MickeyD]

/sees the boyz comparing sizes...

What? Have you laid them out on a table & are measuring them now???

And you thought your couch was a bit "lumpy"? Hehehehehe

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

they are scared ****less by joooooooooo

And here I thought they were enematic...

[MickeyD]

Your d ick listens to music :confused:

Hormone pills gone wrong!

[Pr⊕phet]

Hormone pills gone wrong!

i read :D


Homoeopathy pills gone wrong!

[Helghast]

OMFG Epic thread is epic! :D

[Tpex]

Your d ick listens to music :confused:

the other head... mien got...

[ChilliGirl]

MickeyD,

they wish they were the couch...

& that will never happen.

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

MickeyD,

they wish they were the couch...

& that will never happen.

I missed something here; what couch?

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Music for my, erm, soul:

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

[ChilliGirl]

Erektile,

read back a few posts...

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Erektile,

read back a few posts...

I'm not so good at scrolling UP :D

[ChilliGirl]

haha,

just remember to keep a sock handy if the tissue box is to far...

[ChilliGirl]

/leaves the boyz to measure themselves...

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

haha,

just remember to keep a sock handy if the tissue box is to far...

Geez Louise, talk about kicking a man when he's down!

[cbrunsdonza]

Well in the dark I've been mistaken for a black man :)

[Tpex]

Well in the dark I've been mistaken for a black man :)

you have carpet hair?

[cbrunsdonza]

you have carpet hair?

:)

[cbrunsdonza]

When I went to my Urologist a few months back for a checkup on the manhood, he asked me to come back the next day so he could finish the examination

[Venomous]

What a thread!!!

/exists

[cbrunsdonza]

I had a post vasectomy infection in my right testicle 3 weeks back, it was the size of a tennis ball. My Doctor was concerned and asked me if it had ever been that size before, I replied yes, when I was 2yrs old :)

* PS: Mybulen makes your balls shrink - seriously had that infection last month

[sand_man]

What a thread!!!

That's what she said...

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

What a thread!!!

/exists

To be
Or not to be!

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

I had a post vasectomy infection in my right testicle 3 weeks back, it was the size of a tennis ball. My Doctor was concerned and asked me if it had ever been that size before, I replied yes, when I was 2yrs old :)

* PS: Mybulen makes your balls shrink - seriously had that infection last month

Slipped in the gym shower and the soap went up my arse.
Went to the docotr and he said "That's Lifebuoy"!

[MickeyD]

When I went to my Urologist a few months back for a checkup on the manhood, he asked me to come back the next day so he could finish the examination

LOL

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

When I went to my Urologist a few months back for a checkup on the manhood, he asked me to come back the next day so he could finish the examination

Not fair. :cry:
https://www.rigaming.co.za/images/smilies/set1/suicide.gif

[Kosmik]

haha,

just remember to keep a sock handy if the tissue box is to far...

You know I never quite got that, what is up wth this tube sock crap, folks wanna get carpet burn?

[cbrunsdonza]

You know I never quite got that, what is up wth this tube sock crap, folks wanna get carpet burn?

The Old Sock, I remember those days. Told me wife she is never ever allowed to question or mention the "missing" sock syndrome when our son hits puberty.

[Tpex]

You know I never quite got that, what is up wth this tube sock crap, folks wanna get carpet burn?

+1

[seventhson]

Who uses a sock real men just use there hand.:p

[Mr Fuzz]

You know I never quite got that, what is up wth this tube sock crap, folks wanna get carpet burn?

That is why God invented tissue and Nivea moisturizing lotion... for men...

[cbrunsdonza]

Who uses a sock real men just use there hand.:p

The sock was for those early teenage years, then I outgrew it and started to use my sleeping bag :)

[cbrunsdonza]

That is why God invented tissue and Nivea moisturizing lotion... for men...

And I can confirm that you do not grow hair on the palms of your hands no matter how often you spank the monkey

[seventhson]

That is why God invented tissue and Nivea moisturizing lotion... for men...

God did not event those my friend;)

[buffalobill]

Mind you, my jaw nearly dropped on the floor in the change rooms at the squash courts once when this skinny, little guy had one that nearly hung to his knees. Genuine.

[Sensorei]

Who uses a sock real men just use there hand.:p

Real men use vaginas :p

[killadoob]

How many of you freaks are actually checking out dick at gym?

Damn when it gets really busy just before i cruise to work, there is dick all over the place and i have yet to even look at one. See i think if you are not confident in your package you will constantly try check out as much dick to see how you measure up :D.

This could of course be an underlying gay thing which you should maybe address :D or get a oenis enlarger and pump pump pump just before gym. Then you can show those homo's what a really long burning red penis looks like.

[reedOsama]

How many of you freaks are actually checking out dick at gym?

Damn when it gets really busy just before i cruise to work, there is dick all over the place and i have yet to even look at one.


you should look just enough to make sure one doesn't get near you!

[FuNkEr]

I'm with killa on this one.... I seriously don't have the time (and the need / desire) to go and stare and compare dicksize when going to the gym...
Seriaaas, if you want to do that I'm sure there's some other place than the gym that will be more than willing to "help you out" *wink* *wink*

Other than my 5c worth, I must say, this thread gave me my dosage of laughter for the day :D :D

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

I'm with killa on this one.... I seriously don't have the time (and the need / desire) to go and stare and compare dicksize when going to the gym...
Seriaaas, if you want to do that I'm sure there's some other place than the gym that will be more than willing to "help you out" *wink* *wink*

Other than my 5c worth, I must say, this thread gave me my dosage of laughter for the day :D :D

Well, I definitely do not get a rise from staring or even looking at other men's lower appendages, regardless of their endowment or, in the case of some posters here it would seem, lack thereof!

Stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up and ..... "Walk like a man, talk like a man my son, No woman's worth crawling on the earth so walk like a man my son"

[MickeyD]

yeah you walk to the men's change room and you see these men walking upright with strong muscles and there is this long weighted projection shouting out as if its some achievement to brag around with?. But then why do those with little things try to hide them with towels? i mean does size separate ego from shame? ah well ...

BTW, does the shrink mean its any smaller ...

See here for tips... (pardon the pun)
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/162591-The-Bodybuilders-Thread!

[Mila]

:D

Such a male thread.

[sonxEr77]

never envisaged the survival of this thread ... too many dicks around here

[Pr⊕phet]

Who uses a sock real men just use there hand.:p

Real men use vaginas :p

pwned :D

[Djtay]

My gym is infected with wrinkly 60 year olds walking around naked in the changeroom, sitting on the benches balls out. Nothing makes you lose your focus faster than walking in and seeing a co ck staring back at you, especially if you watch porn before going to gym (tip: watch porn before going to gym but don't bust just watch, it raises your t levels)

Its never the really jacked guys that walk around naked, its always the old or out of shape guys and very rarely the younger ones. I've been going to gym for years and I don't think anyones even seen the skin on my arms, I prefer wearing tops etc.

[Pr⊕phet]

My gym is infected with wrinkly 60 year olds walking around naked in the changeroom, sitting on the benches balls out. Nothing makes you lose your focus faster than walking in and seeing a co ck staring back at you, especially if you watch porn before going to gym (tip: watch porn before going to gym but don't bust just watch, it raises your t levels)

Its never the really jacked guys that walk around naked, its always the old or out of shape guys and very rarely the younger ones. I've been going to gym for years and I don't think anyones even seen the skin on my arms, I prefer wearing tops etc.

you have been warned :mad:

[ShaunSA]

My gym is infected with wrinkly 60 year olds walking around naked in the changeroom

Ah so this is where you pick your gf's up... explains everything :twisted::D

[cbrunsdonza]

How many of you freaks are actually checking out dick at gym?....

Nothing wrong with Richard, he is a good man :)

[cbrunsdonza]

.... especially if you watch porn before going to gym (tip: watch porn before going to gym but don't bust just watch, it raises your t levels)...

Dude, when you hit your 60s, Gym is your Porn

[sonxEr77]

Dude, when you hit your 60s, Gym is your Porn

:D ...

[dualmeister]

........ 7 pages of guys talking about other guys naked :erm:

This is disturbing :D

[sonxEr77]

........ 7 pages of guys talking about other guys naked :erm:

This is disturbing :D

please don't disturb us :D

[Palimino]

yeah you walk to the men's change room and you see these men walking upright with strong muscles and there is this long weighted projection shouting out as if its some achievement to brag around with?. But then why do those with little things try to hide them with towels? i mean does size separate ego from shame? ah well ...

Threatened, are we?

[Palimino]

you rather prefer changing in the ladies room ? :D

Yes please.

[TowerGuru]

omw pictures!!! lets see!!! i like this thread!

[scotty777]

:erm:

this thread is nothing but weird...

Honestly, I don't really mind if there's naked men around me seeing as I'm not really attracted to a guys shmank... So a simple technique that works for me is just not looking at guys willies.

I really don't see the need for showing off your knob though, seems a little bit weird and maybe even gives off the vibe that the guy is insecure and needs to build confidence from other men!?

Anyways :p, I'm content with my willy length. Besides, unless you carrying a full erection to measure man-hoods, then the test is devoid, but it's also near impossible for a normal (I'm basing this off myself though...) straight guy to rock an erection when amongst (male) friends... the only exception is when I went to church, I sometimes got a little unwanted blood flow when I had to stand up after kneeling :mad:.

[sonxEr77]

I sometimes got a little unwanted blood flow when I had to stand up after kneeling :mad:.

u suppose to close your eyes at all kneeling instances ... but a lady jumping up and down filled with holy spirit wearing stuff revealing some flesh is good enough to send me to a short heaven

[syntax]

Agreed, i couldnt care less...

what does annoy the F$%$%$%$%K outta me are the guys who park naked in the sauna, how am i supposed to sit in there with morons sitting like that?
Besides that, I undress, go to shower, return, dry, put clothes on...I dont see the need for some of these guys to walk around for ages talking to their buddies whilst being naked...or to do their teeth/shave their beard naked..
Its unnecessary...

[Peder]

i have thought of flicking the dudes on the bum with my towel, since they think its so fun to walk around nekkid...

/my 2c

\then agains i'm scared the dude think its an invite for something...

[syntax]

i have thought of flicking the dudes on the bum with my towel, since they think its so fun to walk around nekkid...
/my 2c

\then agains i'm scared the dude think its an invite for something...

probably the worst idea ever

[Peder]

probably the worst idea ever

why walk around naked then? i understand if you are putting on your underwear but please no need to go and weigh yourself etc while stark naked...

[killadoob]

why walk around naked then? i understand if you are putting on your underwear but please no need to go and weigh yourself etc while stark naked...

The best time to weigh yourself is when you are naked.

[sonxEr77]

The best time to weigh yourself is when you are naked.

so would your weight results depend on the size and whether or not you on erection?

[Maddmatt]

Take a good long look at them, wink and smile. They wont be naked much longer...

[killadoob]

so would your weight results depend on the size and whether or not you on erection?

No idea but i still wonder why it is a big deal to go stand on and weigh yourself naked in a gym that is geared for men being naked.

I wonder if females have the same issues :D.

[Peder]

The best time to weigh yourself is when you are naked.

i think its just men with ego problems that walk around naked in a gym shower...

[Picard]

I once walked/swaggered naked in a spa's gym shower when I was in std. 9.

The spa where we had our matric's farewell.

The very same gym shower where 2 std 9 mates were having their bodies painted (to act as greek statues - the theme was acient greek mythology) by 2 of the hottest girls in our grade.

They saw me ... I din't see them. I only realized it when ther other all the guys cheered 2 seconds after I reached my togbag with my clothes.

The 2 girls' names were Marlé and Robin .... :love: ( better legs and boobs I have not seen since)

[killadoob]

K so you did you bang em or what?

[buffalobill]

i think its just men with ego problems that walk around naked in a gym shower...

Or *some* gays. There was one serious poof at our gym who liked to walk around naked showing off his wares (stuck straight out and then did a 90 deg south). Being around someone like that is uncomfortable. It's like me walking around showing my tonker off to the ladies in their changing room. I haven't seen him for a while, maybe he got kicked out. I think he was seriously hormonal and looking to be someone's toyboy.

[Skitter]

Reminds me of this :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp8sd_k3MeQ&feature=related

[Zenbaas]

I miss little Britain :(