Derrick
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If you’ve never won millions in the lottery like it have [twice], then let me let you in to my winning secret…get an email address!
Here’s the good news I received today:
Dear winner, [they get my email address but can't get my name??]
We happily announce to you the draw of the Royal Lottery International for Africa.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 187, with Serial number 87-11 drew the lucky numbers: 11, 13,24,44,49 Bonus 03- 09 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 7th category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000.00 {FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS} in cash credited to file REF NO.SGIL/763276/03. This is from a total cash prize of £20,000,000(TWENTY MILLION BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) shared amongst the first (40) lucky winners in this category. [WHAT!! You only got me a measly 2% of the winnings??] All participants were randomly selected from African Web sites through database draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies. [And let me guess, Elvis does the selection?!]
To begin your claims therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a matter of urgency, to contact directly the (Manger) African Promotion Prize Award Department of Target Promotion Group Ltd (Mr. Habib Nkoyo) to assist you with the processing of your winnings and subsequent payment [Now there's the key word, buried under all the jargon] after all statutory obligations have been concluded satisfactorily.
HABIB NKOYO
Target Promotions Group Ltd.
378 Old Kent Road,
London – SEI 5AA
United Kingdom.
Tel: 00 44-703 1850720 [If you have some free time, try make a call to this number with reverse charges...oh and be sure to stutter with excitement]
Fax: 00 44 -870 4795041
Email: [email protected] [Dealing with billions but they cant get their own email address...oh wait, then they might get 'you've won the lottery' spam mail too!]
Due to mix up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of confidentiality, be advised to keep this award notification as secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to your designated bank account as this is part of precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants. [SOCIAL MISCREANTS!! Hahahahahahahaha....that's beautiful...]
Hence, your prize award winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty to remain completely anonymous until payment is effected. [blah, blah, blah, blah - whatever, social miscreants.]
Here’s the good news I received today:
Dear winner, [they get my email address but can't get my name??]
We happily announce to you the draw of the Royal Lottery International for Africa.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 187, with Serial number 87-11 drew the lucky numbers: 11, 13,24,44,49 Bonus 03- 09 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 7th category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000.00 {FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS} in cash credited to file REF NO.SGIL/763276/03. This is from a total cash prize of £20,000,000(TWENTY MILLION BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) shared amongst the first (40) lucky winners in this category. [WHAT!! You only got me a measly 2% of the winnings??] All participants were randomly selected from African Web sites through database draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies. [And let me guess, Elvis does the selection?!]
To begin your claims therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a matter of urgency, to contact directly the (Manger) African Promotion Prize Award Department of Target Promotion Group Ltd (Mr. Habib Nkoyo) to assist you with the processing of your winnings and subsequent payment [Now there's the key word, buried under all the jargon] after all statutory obligations have been concluded satisfactorily.
HABIB NKOYO
Target Promotions Group Ltd.
378 Old Kent Road,
London – SEI 5AA
United Kingdom.
Tel: 00 44-703 1850720 [If you have some free time, try make a call to this number with reverse charges...oh and be sure to stutter with excitement]
Fax: 00 44 -870 4795041
Email: [email protected] [Dealing with billions but they cant get their own email address...oh wait, then they might get 'you've won the lottery' spam mail too!]
Due to mix up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of confidentiality, be advised to keep this award notification as secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your prize money remitted to your designated bank account as this is part of precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program by some social miscreants. [SOCIAL MISCREANTS!! Hahahahahahahaha....that's beautiful...]
Hence, your prize award winning is confidential as our winners are at liberty to remain completely anonymous until payment is effected. [blah, blah, blah, blah - whatever, social miscreants.]