Good luck with that.
While you are at it, could you complain about following too - similarly, I imagine these people paid to advertise just as much as the Scientologists did:
1) All Flight Centre Adverts advertising flights to the Middle East - That's a dangerous place, with people publicly partaking in beaheadings, stonings and production of weapons of mass destruction
2) All McDonalds Advertising - McDonalds are a dangerous compant, I am positive their advertising and use of the clown is a practice of brainwashing, and by eating at their restaurants on the sly at lunch, I am disconnected from the office gossip in the canteen.
3) Any and all Cybersmart radio advertising - they are most definately a dangerous cult, hell bent on producing the worst radio ad's ever flighted on public radio. This also is a practice of brainwashing, well, more not really, but its really really bad.
4) All Teasers Billboards: Teasers is a dangerous strip bar, they publicly partake in practices of boobwashing (that's a great show btw), and I am often disconnected from around R1000 just before i leave the club. Please look into this, but really, its not that urgent, if you know what i mean.
Let me know how this goes for you.