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I need help to complete this:!!

On the 1st day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, a smaller cap.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, a shaped ADSL connection.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, ADSL that gets reset every 2 hours.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, a price increase.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, hard capping.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, ring sting.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, no ability to ping.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, ICASA with no ballllllllsssssss!! :D (Thanks playkiller no.2)
On the 9th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, A big fat useless DOC Minister. (Thanks playkiller no.2)
On the 10th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to us, 10 anal Directors (Thanks Juggy)
On the 11th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to us, A choice, food or ADSL?
On the 12th day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, a 30 minute wait on their help line. (Thanks Killkenny)

Can't wait to hear this in all the malls and restaurants.

http://www.cresourcei.org/cy12days.html
 
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Doesn't have much of a tune. :D

Well here's another even if it is a bit long winded. It can go at the end.

On the Xth day of Christmas, Telkom gave to me, a 30 minute wait on their help line.
 
LOL, ok, so I am not quite the best poet or lyrics writer out there :)

Ahh, how could i omit such an obvious one, thanks! That has the last slot!

Question is, you think 12 slots will be enough?!
 
From "five golden rings"
to
"Five golden gigabytes!"

Okay okay, not actually five, but hey, otherwise the tune doesn't work! :)
 
On the Xday of Christmas Telkom gave to me, ring sting.
On the Xday of Christmas Telkom gave to me, no ability to ping.
 
"Gigs" works better than "Gigabytes" only 1 syllable. But I don't think it matters much. :D
 
thanks a lot, now i've got that damn song stuck in my head :(
 
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