New chief of marketing at Telkom

The task before Beelders is monumental as Telkom’s public image has taken a serious nose-dive in the past few months.

The survey results released by Synovate a few weeks ago indicate that Telkom’s customer satisfaction is way below the other telecoms providers and is even below the notorious banking sector.

With their public image at its lowest in years Beelders will have his work cut out for him.
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I simply expect numerous press releases and advertisements from Telkom claiming the opposite...
Say it enough times, and it is true - Marketing101
 
bekdik said:
If he's a normal Telkom Johnny the I suspect it's more like:

Beelders will already have his cut worked out for him. :D
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A play on words of note! Very good :D
 
<Q>According to Lulu Letlape, group executive for corporate communications at Telkom, “Molotsane congradulated both Beelders and Mokoena on their appointment and said that he was confident that they have the ability to steer Telkom towards its new vision.”</Q>
LOL - But yea - last week I congratulated 2 new born puppies on their birth and expressed my extreme confidence in their ability to immediately secure my property.
 
stoke said:
<Q>According to Lulu Letlape, group executive for corporate communications at Telkom, “Molotsane congradulated both Beelders and Mokoena on their appointment and said that he was confident that they have the ability to steer Telkom towards its new vision.”</Q>
LOL - But yea - last week I congratulated 2 new born puppies on their birth and expressed my extreme confidence in their ability to immediately secure my property.
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The whole damn quote is stupid. Would anyone in their right mind hire someone they knew could not do the job? Jeez.
 
I spoke with Beelders at AGM. He was very close with Septemeber and another chief, almost like he was part of that inner circle then already. Does seem like the rest of em. Birds of a feather....
 
Basically what Lulu said: (The english translation from Telkomese) Ok so we know you don't believe our crap anymore so now we're going to try a new guy. Maybe you okes will fall for his schitte. If that dont work we just reduce your caps again, use the money we save that way as a golden handshake an d look for another sucke... err person to try and BS you.
 
lets start a pool to see how long he lasts. I say April before he leaves with a fat wallet
 
I think the full job title is, Person in charge of full on Propaganda, fooling the public and out-right good old trickery
 
Does anyone know what's this "new vision".

Lulu please tell us more - so we can guide you on how you performing.
 
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