Moment of the season: Chiek Tiote's equaliser for Newcastle against Arsenal. Magnificent.
Player of the season: Luka Modric. Special mentions go to Vincent Kompany, Nemanja Vidic and Carlos Tevez.
Our favourite player of the season: Mario Balotelli. He's brilliant, awful or mental. Often in the same five minutes. We love him.
Manager of the season: Paul Lambert.
Team of the season: AFC Wimbledon. From an idealistic project to the Football League in nine years.
Goal of the season: Johan Elmander's turn and stroke-in against Wolves. Watch it again, and you'll note that every touch he made in that roughly two square yards of space had to be absolutely perfect. It was.
Runners-up: Wayne Rooney's overhead kick against Man City, the Mark Davies-finished Bolton team goal against Blackpool, Gareth Bale's volley against Stoke.
Miss of the season: Any of Robbie Keane's air-shots from the last few games of the campaign.
Save of the season: Craig Gordon from Zat Knight against Bolton.
Game of the season: Barcelona 5 Real Madrid 0.
Worst game of the season: Real Madrid 0 Barcelona 2.
Ballsy/foolhardy move of the season: Wayne Rooney declaring that he could probably do better than Manchester United, despite being in probably the worst form of his career, and with the tabloids detailing exactly how much he was prepared to pay for a packet of ciggies.
Bargain of the season: Peter Odemwingie. 15 Premier League goals for (depending on who you believe) between £1million and £2.5million. Not bad.
Quote of the season: "If some stupid fans don't understand and appreciate such a gift this guy gave to the world they can go to hell. I don't want them to be fans. If they don't understand and don't believe in things I believe in they can go to Chelsea, they can go to anywhere else" - Chairman Mo Fayed responds to some Fulham fans being a bit miffed about that Michael Jackson statue.
Runner-up: "Because I am very rich" - Mario Balotelli's response to being pulled over by the police, who asked why he had a massive stack of cash in his car.
Hissy-fit of the season: Harry Redknapp telling Geoff Shreeves to 'F**k off' for having the temerity to call him a 'wheeler dealer'.
Runner-up: A certain section of the Liverpool support after Roy Hodgson pointed out Dani Pacheco wasn't exactly Leo Messi.
Disappointment of the season: Joe 'Anything Messi can do, he can' Cole.
Meltdown of the season: Arsenal throwing away a 4-0 lead at Newcastle.
Runner-up: Arsenal scoring the latest goal in Premier League history, but still allowing Liverpool to equalise shortly afterwards.
Heart-warming moment of the season: Eric Abidal returning to the Barcelona side a couple of months after being diagnosed with a tumour on his liver.
Delusion of the season: Sam Allardyce claiming he would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid than Blackburn.
Least-convincing backtrack of the season: Allardyce claiming the above quotes were made in jest.
Rip-off of the season: Champions League final tickets, Joe Cole.
Premature prediction of the season: Roberto Mancini announcing that Carlos Tevez wanted to stay at Manchester City. Two days later, Tevez announced exactly the opposite.
Premature-but-as-it-turns-out-correct admission of defeat of the season: The West Ham board designating their match against Wigan in November a 'Save our season' game.
Chant of the season: "Your dad's ashamed of you" - a cruel but fair assessment of Darren Ferguson's time at Preston.
Mover of the season: Bolo Zenden, an old(ish) white man, trying to copy Asamoah Gyan's dance during Chelsea 0 Sunderland 3.
Retro moment of the season: Ipswich and Leicester playing in the snow. Lovely stuff.
Vigil of the season: Sky Sports News' Brian Swanson lurking outside lawyers Slaughter & May's office for what seemed like three weeks while the Liverpool takeover was being thrashed out inside.
Celebration of the season: Andrey Arshavin - after scoring the winner against Barcelona - lifts his shirt up to reveal a t-shirt featuring a picture of Andrey Arshavin celebrating a goal.
Incongruous moment of the season: Gunnersaurus respectfully observing the minute's silence along with the rest of the Arsenal team before their game against Liverpool.
Training ground jape of the season: Ashley Cole shooting a work experience boy.
Runner-up: Mario Balotelli throwing darts at youth-team players. Why? He was bored, natch.
Super-injunction getter of the season: Just kidding. Who do you think we are? The Sunday Herald?
