Happy Guys Finish Last, Says New Study on Sexual Attractiveness

If you're unhappy it means they can "cheer you up". Else there's not much they can do for you.
 
I blame this prick

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Gees humans are messed up. Woman like depressed loners who will abuse them, men like women with no self esteem so they can be controlled. Arent we all amazing?
 
Happy guys may not get as many girls but I'd bet they have better relationships.
 
Makes sense. If you're always finishing first you're unlikely to get a second invite, which naturally leads to unhappiness.
 
Why do you think young chicks are so attracted to ****ing emos?

Maybe it somehow activates their parenting instinct or idunnowhat.
 
Why do you think young chicks are so attracted to ****ing emos?

Maybe it somehow activates their parenting instinct or idunnowhat.

Dont know. But its funny this basically says they will go for the guy most likely to abuse them.
 
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