InterGalacticSpook
Well-Known Member
Below is an ad, I'm lost on this one. In all my job hunting seasons i would ignore this like the plague! who writes up these specs...
you either want a developer or a designer or a 6!tch [bring you own KY]...
*sigh*
Web Developer/Designer [bricklayer / architect]
Summary:
The Web Developer will be responsible for supporting and maintaining the existing infrastructure [maintainance/handy man] as well as develop new technologies [ creator ], website and user online platforms [who else users stuff besides users].
The ideal candidate must display excellent written and oral skills with demonstrated interpersonal and organization abilities [brown nose].
A candidate for this position must be able to work in a varied, fast paced environment [impossible in regards to point 1 below]. Flexibility and tolerance is a necessity [ for what].
Essential Duties and Responsibilities:
Include the following. Other duties may be assigned as required.
1· Develop new Web applications as identified by supervisor and management through packaged and customized applications.[get it from both ends]
2· Create a company-wide Intranet, allowing data manipulation for each internal staff member. [from scratch?]
3· Maintain and enhance Web applications and all internal systems are integrated. [what]
4· Candidate must be a team player and willing to teach and to learn. [educator/]
5· Have experience in Joomla. [browsing or developing]
The Ideal candidate will also possess the following skills:
6· Able to work independently and efficiently to meet deadlines. [nonsense, teamwork my left nut]
7· Able to promptly answer support related email, phone calls and other electronic communications. [helpdesk]
8· Self-motivated, detail-oriented and organized. [urhm]
9· Experience with hardware and software issues. [techie]
10· Proficient in Internet related applications such as E-mail clients, FTP clients and Web Browsers. [get out of here]
11· Excellent communication (oral and written), interpersonal, organizational, and presentation skills. [mangement]
Qualifications:
To perform this job successfully, an individual must be able to perform each essential duty satisfactorily. The requirements listed below are representative of the knowledge, skill and/or ability required.
Education and/or Experience:
12· Must possess superior skills in ColdFusion7 +. [pokemon powerup]
13· Must possess superior skills in SQL. [nice one, DBA aswell * 2]
14· Must possess strong skills in Object Oriented ColdFusion Development. [see 12]
15· Must possess strong skills in Joomla. [Sir, i only browse joomla sites]
16· Excellent written and oral communication skills. [ja baas, nee baas]
17· Strong attention to detail. [suspect this is gif animation]
18· Ability to work additional hours as needed. [no overtime, yup ]
19· Respond proactively to training, technical support and customer service needs in line with provided guidelines. [foot soldier]
20· Flash video/animation experience a plus. [see 17]
you either want a developer or a designer or a 6!tch [bring you own KY]...
*sigh*
Web Developer/Designer [bricklayer / architect]
Summary:
The Web Developer will be responsible for supporting and maintaining the existing infrastructure [maintainance/handy man] as well as develop new technologies [ creator ], website and user online platforms [who else users stuff besides users].
The ideal candidate must display excellent written and oral skills with demonstrated interpersonal and organization abilities [brown nose].
A candidate for this position must be able to work in a varied, fast paced environment [impossible in regards to point 1 below]. Flexibility and tolerance is a necessity [ for what].
Essential Duties and Responsibilities:
Include the following. Other duties may be assigned as required.
1· Develop new Web applications as identified by supervisor and management through packaged and customized applications.[get it from both ends]
2· Create a company-wide Intranet, allowing data manipulation for each internal staff member. [from scratch?]
3· Maintain and enhance Web applications and all internal systems are integrated. [what]
4· Candidate must be a team player and willing to teach and to learn. [educator/]
5· Have experience in Joomla. [browsing or developing]
The Ideal candidate will also possess the following skills:
6· Able to work independently and efficiently to meet deadlines. [nonsense, teamwork my left nut]
7· Able to promptly answer support related email, phone calls and other electronic communications. [helpdesk]
8· Self-motivated, detail-oriented and organized. [urhm]
9· Experience with hardware and software issues. [techie]
10· Proficient in Internet related applications such as E-mail clients, FTP clients and Web Browsers. [get out of here]
11· Excellent communication (oral and written), interpersonal, organizational, and presentation skills. [mangement]
Qualifications:
To perform this job successfully, an individual must be able to perform each essential duty satisfactorily. The requirements listed below are representative of the knowledge, skill and/or ability required.
Education and/or Experience:
12· Must possess superior skills in ColdFusion7 +. [pokemon powerup]
13· Must possess superior skills in SQL. [nice one, DBA aswell * 2]
14· Must possess strong skills in Object Oriented ColdFusion Development. [see 12]
15· Must possess strong skills in Joomla. [Sir, i only browse joomla sites]
16· Excellent written and oral communication skills. [ja baas, nee baas]
17· Strong attention to detail. [suspect this is gif animation]
18· Ability to work additional hours as needed. [no overtime, yup ]
19· Respond proactively to training, technical support and customer service needs in line with provided guidelines. [foot soldier]
20· Flash video/animation experience a plus. [see 17]
