Football banter/Jokes thread

shovenose

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Six shots fired in London, all missed.

Police are looking to question Fernando Torres.

Manchester United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby;

"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue bastards. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney bastards at Chelsea will have 6 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck."

Then Sir Alex walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."
 
I reckon Ferguson is going to regret resting Howard Webb for such a big game against City
 
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