Israel to implement new airport security measures

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McSack

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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this cr@p about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

;)

... so it's not "real" news, but I'm sure this would be a workable solution at Heathrow and JFK as well :D
 
LOL epic

That could work really well actually, not very humane but neither is blowing up a plane full passengers.
 
New airport announcement will be:
Shabom all passengers,.........
 
McSack said:
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this cr@p about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

;)

... so it's not "real" news, but I'm sure this would be a workable solution at Heathrow and JFK as well :D
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Hahaha :D
 
McSack said:
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this cr@p about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

;)

... so it's not "real" news, but I'm sure this would be a workable solution at Heathrow and JFK as well :D
Click to expand...
LOL

Didn't they mean religious profiling ?
 
Lol, I could just imagine this actually happening... one way to move up on the standby waiting list, plant a bomb on a booked passenger! :D

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Should be implemented in all airports across the world ASAP.

LOL very good idea me finks....
 
I can see the pro's of this. Disguise it as a toilet "Mr Abbhas the restroom is over here"...Boom... "He should never have had the curry."
 
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