Scienists produce something useful:

[willirob]

the solution to glbal warming?

Experts make flatulence-free bean

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4943486.stm

[bwana]

Gees - with the world full of cancers, aids, various pandemic flu's they wanna take the fun out of beans??

In the words of Monty Python
I fart in your general direction.

[ajak]

Now that’s BS,why don’t they invent a reversible condom for the poor/or guys in a huddle with more tan one partner.:D :D

[supersunbird]

Beans beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot! :D