Woman fears giving birth to anti-Christ

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Caversham - A pregnant woman who is due to give birth on June 6 wants to be induced as she is terrified of giving birth to the devil.

Melissa Parker says she has been having nightmares ever since she was told that her due date is 06/06/06 or 666.

Thought this may be of interest to some.

:rolleyes:
 
kilo39 said:
Caversham - A pregnant woman who is due to give birth on June 6 wants to be induced as she is terrified of giving birth to the devil.

Melissa Parker says she has been having nightmares ever since she was told that her due date is 06/06/06 or 666.

Thought this may be of interest to some.

:rolleyes:
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Heh - strange stuff... I am not superstitious at all, but for some reason, I run into a lot of 7s in my life (IDs, addresses, phone numbers...)
 
I've got that thing too: 11, 22. 33 - you just watch!

:D
 
My brother was going to be born on the 7/7/77 but instead was born 7 days late.
 
Is he interested in the number of the beast?
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Its clear to pupa what is the number of the beast!? (Must be genetic!)

You guys are a good laugh.

:D
 
tibby.dude said:
mooK said:
Where's pupa?
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It is the ANC's fault ;).
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LOL! That's funny :D

He's sure to come in and say that it's not just the ANC's fault, but the whole of Africa and it's ape-like inhabitants contributed to this catastrophic date from occuring. And when we disagree he'll ask us to read his sig ;)
 
Well someone should tell that woman that she can't give birth to the antichrist as the antichrist is already a well-established fixed-line provider in SA.
 
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Well, if you think about it, teendage drug use, teenage druguse, and then of course rebellion, she should be glad she gives birth to the anti-christ, let he's dad pay child support for that
 
Highflyer_GP said:
LOL! That's funny :D

He's sure to come in and say that it's not just the ANC's fault, but the whole of Africa and it's ape-like inhabitants contributed to this catastrophic date from occuring. And when we disagree he'll ask us to read his sig ;)
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I'm sure Pupa's still scouring Wikipedia for proof that the beast originated in wild Africa. :D
 
same thing i said ajak but post got deleted again. but ill say its again these people eish i cant atack some1 directly i have to do it behind his back yebo
 
My apologies to pupa - nothing personal was meant - (?) pupa has told us many times he loves all people - and I believe him - (anything further was [just] a little jibe at the rant. Sorry pupa!! (Will in future watch my lip) - (and the all on this forum!)

Angelo
I'm sure Pupa's still scouring Wikipedia for proof that the beast originated in wild Africa.

But I'm sure I saw that just recently - now where is that thread??! :p
 
WE NEED TO GATHER UP ALL THE BABIES BORN ON THE 06/06/06 AND DO (what we all know needs to be done) Ssshhhh:cool: :o
 
What is that? eat them? because ive always liked that whole scene I just never got into it.. maby 6/06/06 is my chance.

Oh and that woman should be beaten on her "soecial day" for being so stupid... she really thinks she isgoing to give birth to the anti-christ?
 
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