Is there a clean Escort Agency that provide dates to events?? (Non Hookers!!!!

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Hi,

Will be in Joburg next weekend and need a date to a family function thing... (To not look like a loser :( )

Anyone know of a nice legit escort agency that provides dates who aren't hookers? Like accompany to events etc. similar to like in the movies

When I try look online it's always these filthy Whores! :p Maybe I'm not searching properly?

ciao!
 
Reminds me of a joke:

Going to McDonalds and having a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug...
 
lol bro be confident you dont need someone on your arm to "not be a loser".
 
No offense but you got bigger issues than a escort with a prostitue if YOU are actually concerned what your FAMILY thinks.
 
Lol, imagine if she and a family member recognizes each other. Now THAT would be awkward.
 
Agreed, got bigger issues :( and plus it's more complicated than what I said.
But there's an immediate problem at hand that needs solving. Lets refocus ;)
 
lol @ MCD's and salad!

Solution: hire one, take her wherever and bang her after to get moneys worth? :D
 
EXIT: *dumb post*

/moving on
 
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Ask your family to arrange someone for you. You will get someone decent and it will probably cost you nothing, except maybe you might want to take her to lunch...
 
He can't ask his family ; seems like he may have lied or something in the past and needs to please his family?
 
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