Doctors Urge Mass Circumcision

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Aids experts have called for a mass circumcision programme in South Africa, condemning a "deafening silence" from policy makers since studies revealed it sharply cut infection rates.

As scientists this week questioned a lack of movement on using male circumcision as a preventative method, delegates at South Africa’s national Aids conference called for the roll-out of a mass circumcision programme.

Earlier this year the World Health Organisation (WHO) recommended the procedure after three studies in Africa showed it reduced chances of contracting HIV by up to 60 percent.
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More at:
http://www.thetimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=485824

The Rwenzori Traditional Medicine and Wellbeing Centre is offering a number of Circumcision Specials for June!!

* MyADSL members get 10% discount
* People with surname Beaurain get 100% discount on the "Ooops! I slipped - you are now a Girl" special
* A further 25% off if you take the Angle-Grinder deal ( 25% off price AND willy! )
* Experience the joy on our Transkei Eco-and-Slice tours to a Traditional Circumcision School in the Eastern Cape
* Quality Medical Care Guaranteed
* Disinfection courtesy of KlipDrift Brandy

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Special Offers!!!!

Sales have not taken off as expected at The Rwenzori Traditional Medicine and Wellbeing Centre. We have had to scour the earth for some new specials!

1. For the first time in South Africa, from L'Orebal of Paris, the Marie Antoinette DikChopa guillotine! Authentic 1792 scale model. These units can be closely-coupled together to a maximum of SIXTY-FOUR units! Perfect for mass rallies! Available from us and also through Blomail and other fine stores nationwide. L'Orebal, because you're worth it!

2. The Selous brand 12-volt prostate-tester. We are offering a free Virginity and Prostate test with every male circumcision during June!

3. Bulk discounts for SADTU members on all procedures. Don't spend your day idly toyi-toyiing and intimidating primary school children - NOW is the time for the Big Slice!

4. So as not to be sexist, we now cater for females too! As great expense we have the services of Dr. Ou Agadougou, lately of London and Ouagadougou, with 20 years experience in female circumcision to his credit! Thousands of satisfied customers in Burkina Faso!

5. Medical waste disposal by H. Lecter & Co.

ROLL UP! ROLL UP! NEVER-TO-BE-REPEATED OFFERS!
 
rwenzori said:
The Rwenzori Traditional Medicine and Wellbeing Centre is offering a number of Circumcision Specials for June!!

* MyADSL members get 10% discount
* People with surname Beaurain get 100% discount on the "Ooops! I slipped - you are now a Girl" special
* A further 25% off if you take the Angle-Grinder deal ( 25% off price AND willy! )
* Experience the joy on our Transkei Eco-and-Slice tours to a Traditional Circumcision School in the Eastern Cape
* Quality Medical Care Guaranteed
* Disinfection courtesy of KlipDrift Brandy

Sign up sign up!!!

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You masquerading as a doctor again, Dr. Rwenzori? :D

Edit: If it's not taking off like you expected perhaps its time for you to slash the prices?
 
LOL

Whenever I see something about bodily mutilation (tattoo's of course excluded), I think of the one cartoon in an old hustler:

The two bums, standing outside the circumcision clinic going through the garbage and talking to each other: " Dang man, these calamari rings are really stringy".

Whahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
quite honestly - the dumbest thing i've ever heard. So in otherwords, if guys can't clean it properly, they must just lop it off like it has no function!. If your foreskin had no function, then why are we born with it.

I believe in Personal Hygene, circumcision is barbaric! The amount of Nerve endings that gets sliced away!... You'll prob. never know if you were circumcised as a baby, but you do notice the big change in sensation when you're older, and its not for the better!. I think government should rather roll out a program about personal hygene and how to wash properly!.

I'm absolutely against it!.
 
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LabAnimal said:
quite honestly - the dumbest thing i've ever heard. So in otherwords, if guys can't clean it properly, they must just lop it off like it has no function!.
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Cleanliness is only one of several reasons behind the current thinking that it prevents HIV/AIDS. It really cant be prevented by a good shower despite what zuma believes. ;)
LabAnimal said:
If your foreskin had no function, then why are we born with it.
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We're full of body parts that serve no purpose. The appendix, wisdom teeth, a coccyx, even hair - all considered vestigial :)

LabAnimal said:
I think government should rather roll out a program about personal hygene and how to wash properly!.
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How many people are still using the bucket system? Hard to have proper hygiene without a reliable supply of running water.

All in all a 60% reduction is still a pretty significant number when you're talking about a pandemic.
 
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I just have this problem with letting someone with a sharp utensil near my privates. Just some kind of rational fear
 
Gothan said:
I just have this problem with letting someone with a sharp utensil near my privates. Just some kind of rational fear
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No problem. I'm sure dr rwenzori will arrange for yours to be done with a blunt utensil :D
 
ShaunSA said:
No problem. I'm sure dr rwenzori will arrange for yours to be done with a blunt utensil :D
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No problem! We are placing an order for mousetraps and rat traps ( for the better endowed! ) as we speak!

We do currently have an attachment for the 12-volt car battery prostate-tester that will do it - charge your cellphone at the same time! It is a VERY hygienic method - a quick burn and it's over! You do need to be shaved a bit first - we don't want any fires!

On the blunt side, we have the old potato-masher-and-hammer method, but you'll need more than Klipdrift to keep you calm, unless, of course, you LIKE that sort of thing.
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On the blunt side, we have the old potato-masher-and-hammer method, but you'll need more than Klipdrift to keep you calm, unless, of course, you LIKE that sort of thing.
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I can highly recommend this method. Gives a nice little buzz.
 
bwana said:
We're full of body parts that serve no purpose. The appendix, wisdom teeth, a coccyx, even hair - all considered vestigial :)
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Wiki said:
The coccyx provides an attachment for muscles, such as the gluteus maximus, and serves as something of a shock absorber when the person sits down, although forceful impact can cause damage and subsequent bodily pains.
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Coccyx don't sound vestigial to me.

All in all a 60% reduction is still a pretty significant number when you're talking about a pandemic.
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Why not remove the whole thing? 99.9% reduction rate guaranteed.
 
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