"The war on tetrism is unwinnable!"

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UK General - War On Tetrism "May Be Unwinnable"
BBC News, 1st July 2007

In a move certain to cause controversy, Gen. Sir Richard Dannatt has said that the war on Tetrism may be unwinnable.

"Our operations are having no visible effect upon the will of the Tetrists to oppose us," said General Dannatt in a candid interview.

"No sooner have we cleared one line than we find ourselves confronted by a new threat. These falling blocks seem to be endless, and their commitment seemingly cannot be thwarted."

Britain has been involved in counter-Tetrism operations since 2003, when Prime Minister Tony Blair gave the order to conduct an offensive against rapidly descending coloured blocks.

"Frankly, I believe that this situation is unsustainable," General Dannatt said.

"We are forced to fight harder and harder just to stay in the same place, and I have no doubt that the point will come when incoming blocks are moving at such a pace that we will be overwhelmed."

"I have recommended to the Prime Minister that we should consider pausing our operations to rethink our strategy - the scourge of Tetrism must be fought with precision, not firepower."
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... I cant agree more, I have yet to master it myself!
 
tetrism? I think we should fight the reporter with precision spelling.
 
I don't think there's any reason for a war on tetrism. It's one of the best video games of the 80's.
 
Where is alanf85 when you need him? I'm sure he and GW Bush are gonna nuke all those falling blocks - I mean, respectable people ( y'know, white, christian ) can't be expected to put up with all this tetrism nonsense now, can they?
 
Call me when giant tetris blocks knock down the Sears Towers and start falling on masses of people who happen to not be fond of the game.;)

As for the middle aged white Christian dudes (y'now Condi Rice) you'll have to ask them.

:D
 
It's those green and blue z's I tell you, always balancing on top of each other to hit you from greater heights...
 
alanf85 said:
As for the middle aged white Christian dudes (y'now Condi Rice) you'll have to ask them.

:D
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Strangely enough, I thought you were a Christian, but with at least 3 Christian comments I read today from you, I doubt it.

Why does Christianity need to be in so many of your posts? :confused:
 
teraside said:
Strangely enough, I thought you were a Christian, but with at least 3 Christian comments I read today from you, I doubt it.

Why does Christianity need to be in so many of your posts? :confused:
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He was having a go at the "white christian dudes" comment... Condi Rice is black and female.
 
teraside said:
Strangely enough, I thought you were a Christian, but with at least 3 Christian comments I read today from you, I doubt it.

Why does Christianity need to be in so many of your posts? :confused:
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Rwenzori brought it up.


groundnut said:
He was having a go at the "white christian dudes" comment... Condi Rice is black and female.
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Yebo ;)
 
rwenzori said:
Yes - a "token" I am sure. Without the black female vote GWB would never have taken Florida. Oh! Wait! He didn't!!! LOL!!!
:D
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Bwahaha no you're confusing the Republicans with Democrats :o. "tokenism" is their speciality :sick:

:D
 
lived666 said:
she is......no effing way, she has bigger and harder balls than most men in world politics
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Definitely not a Dem because even the "males" don't have balls in that party. No offence Vespax :p

:D
 
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