The reason why Thabo Mbeki travels so much:

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1. He's trying to get his air-miles up so that he can take a free flight in Virgin's Space plane to be the first "real" african in space. (Mark Shuttleworth doesn't really count).

2. Jet-lag makes you feel like you're drunk the whole time and he likes the feeling?

3. World leaders you meet think your strange behavior is just jet-lag.

4. He gets free booze on the plane.

5. He's trying to ignore domestic problems by imitating an permanent state of inebriation.
 
neio said:
1. He's trying to get his air-miles up so that he can take a free flight in Virgin's Space plane to be the first "real" african in space. (Mark Shuttleworth doesn't really count)..
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He's fooling himself then because Virgin Galactic is only a high altitude service, they don't actually leave the atmosphere, IMHO.
 
6. He has a travel allowance. Mind you, that would explain why SARS have relaxed their travel allowance policies...
 
I heard a story that our president went to visit a foreign state and when he got there he was so wasted that he had to stay on the plane to sober up.
 
Thabo is a tobacco smoking alcoholic. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was a redneck.
 
I'm not sure if he does. I think his one mistress, the health minister got him to stop.

She probably said, "Thabi Baby, if you don't stop that puff-puff, I'm not going to be giving you any nice-nice."

The AA doesn't stand for Alcoholics Anonymous, it stands for ANC Amalgamated.
 
Alchemist said:
I'm not sure if he does. I think his one mistress, the health minister got him to stop.

She probably said, "Thabi Baby, if you don't stop that puff-puff, I'm not going to be giving you any nice-nice."
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I just vurped. :(
 
Yes, I thought it out all by my little old self.

I think we should start making fun of politicians more, it takes them down a notch in their opinion of themselves.
 
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