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    Perverts!

    Anyway, I once in a while have this thrush all over my mouth and I believe I'm allergic to something, or I have a fungus infection...

    Been to different doctors, and they always give me all these pain killers and other medications that were supposed to work - but they don't.

    These thrush could stay for weeks if I"m not careful about what I eat.
    So I did my little research and I found that garlic tea can help treat this thrush:

    Chop two cloves of garlic and boil the them Slowly with one cup of water. Drink one cup of this tea three times a day.
    AND/OR
    Eat for about 3 days every hour one clove of garlic about 10 cloves a day. Chew them well, and before you swallow, move the garlic around in your mouth. Within 3 days the thrush will be gone.

    Side effect 1:
    - If you have problems with migraine, then drinking garlic tea might be a problem because it might worsen the headache:

    Side effect 2:
    If you a guy, depending whether you are alone or not. Your willy might harden most of the night. I personally experienced it yesterday, and I was alone.

    Use it, don't use it!
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    Good luck with your uuuhhhmmm ....problem

    Maybe market this stuff as herbal viagra
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    I wasnt aware men got thrush!? Have you tried vagina cream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJStealth View Post
    I wasnt aware men got thrush!? Have you tried vagina cream?
    I believe you tried it in your mouth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heita_Hola View Post
    I believe you tried it in your mouth!
    Yes, its like off sour cream and fish paste!

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    Good to know you not consuming so much garlic for longer than 3 days. Garlic is a natural anti-biotic, and it isn't recommended to consume so much of it for longer than 3 days.

    It also increases blood pressure, so maybe that's why you getting your hard-ons

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    Quote Originally Posted by limnos View Post
    Good to know you not consuming so much garlic for longer than 3 days. Garlic is a natural anti-biotic, and it isn't recommended to consume so much of it for longer than 3 days.

    It also increases blood pressure, so maybe that's why you getting your hard-ons
    I had you should drink garlic tea/ or eat garlic pretty much everyday.
    And it decreases blood pressure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heita_Hola View Post
    Eat for about 3 days every hour one clove of garlic about 10 cloves a day. Chew them well, and before you swallow, move the garlic around in your mouth.

    ... and I was alone.
    Dude ! With the halitosis you must've developed after your "treatment" this doesn't surprise me
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    At least it keeps other people away too!

    Gad, you must stink after that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJStealth View Post
    I wasnt aware men got thrush!? Have you tried vagina cream?
    lol
    Please dont dude. It will only end badly. You might lose the ability to drive and get upset easily afterwards.
    Normal people want parties and sex, but all I need is octal and hex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heita_Hola View Post
    Anyway, I once in a while have this thrush all over my mouth and I believe I'm allergic to something, or I have a fungus infection...
    Uhm ..................... hope for a fungal infection, coz if it's thrush ..... you've been going downtown with the wrong woman bru
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mephisto_Helix View Post
    Uhm ..................... hope for a fungal infection, coz if it's thrush ..... you've been going downtown with the wrong woman bru
    It's a fungal infection - I think. I go for HIV test every 6 months.
    I'm sure I'm allergic to something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heita_Hola View Post
    I go for HIV test every 6 months.
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    Are you a hooker ?
    Feel free to disagree with me if you think I'll give a $h!t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoof-Hearted View Post


    Are you a hooker ?
    You want some?
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