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bdt

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MUCH to my great dismay I'm forced to fall back on what these clowns ..no, that's too good for them, clowns actually serve a purpose ..these criminally incompetent cretins laughably call a 'service'.

But to keep it on topic :rolleyes:, I would REALLY like an answer to getting IRC access while using mine N80 as a USB modem. I've now tried calling after hours (sadly, have been too busy during work hours) and not no way, not NO how are the dolts on the line able to do anything remotely useful; to wit: the nimrod last night actually asked me "is IRC a website?". Tonight's prize winner, one "Rebecca" had a chance, I asked her "do the letters "IRC" mean anything to you?" ..sho' 'nuff she came back with a lame-arse reply saying that no one there knows anything (gee, SUCH a surprise!) and I have to talk to the technical department (aka "the data guys")

So, anyone have a solution to this for me? </beg.on.bended.knee> :cool:
 
I use IRC with no problems at all. What exactly are your problems? Error Codes/Messages? To what server are you trying to connect to? Port number?
 
bdt,

I am sorry to hear about your service issue which has prevented you from chatting online and has caused you to refer to our support team in such a derogatory manner. You are correct, not all frontline staff are data savvy, but yes we do have an effective support team.

If you would care to PM me your details, I will see to it that you get support.

Kindest Regards,

Gerald.
 
Fear and loathing OTA

Hi bdt .......... Gerald is very protective of the VM staff and it is likely he will get the MD to send you an e-mail asking you to cease and desist from referring to VM staff as incompetent idiots ......... even if it is true.

Then again it is no fun calling someone a cretin if they think it is a compliment.
 
MyDraadloos,

Not to get personal and labour the point, just remember people behind the phones are also human and deserve basic respect, so yes if there is an offensive remark on a public forum about my staff with names mentioned, I am obliged to to address it. Let's address the issues not attack the person.

Gerald.

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Hi Gerald, so you're officially from Virgin(on the ridiculous) *and* somewhere in damagement eh?

bdt,

I am sorry to hear about your service issue which has prevented you from chatting online
You call it that, I call it being able to get in touch with people I need to, for social and work purposes.

and has caused you to refer to our support team in such a derogatory manner.
Oh no, I've got six months of frustration, bile and bitterness stored up from having to deal with your incompetent, useless, flat out LYING "support" team ..and by that I mean both frontline AND the next tier up, the ones that take over when the frontline fools (inevitably) end up not being able to help me. But take heart, it's not only your "support" stuff I despise, your accounts department have a special place all of their own in the deepest pits of hell ..or at least, bloodywell should.

You are correct, not all frontline staff are data savvy,
So far, NONE that I have asked are data savvy; and in a data world that is an egregious oversight on your part.

but yes we do have an effective support team.
the version of 'effective' that you run is very, VERY far from the one I run, so far away that it's not even comparable.

If you would care to PM me your details, I will see to it that you get support.
OK, I'll bite ..much as I loathe and detest the suppurating carbuncle that Virgin Mobile has been in my world, I am more interested in being able to get on with my life; show me you're able to actually get things done and I'll be duly impressed - until then I'll continue to hold VM in the general contempt that your staff have worked SO hard to earn.
 
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I use IRC with no problems at all. What exactly are your problems?
Lucky you :rolleyes: ..for my part, I simply get nowhere - nada, zip, zilch. And this is both using the phone as a modem and trying to connect via PC-based app, or using jmirc.

Error Codes/Messages?
no codes, just ...nothing.

To what server are you trying to connect to? Port number?
bog-standard IRC connections that otherwise work for everything else. As to networks, have tried lagnet & blabbernet on the respective .za servers.
 
Hi bdt .......... Gerald is very protective of the VM staff and it is likely he will get the MD to send you an e-mail asking you to cease and desist from referring to VM staff as incompetent idiots ......... even if it is true.
pffft! He can be as protective as he likes - and the MD, some-or-other director is MORE than welcome to call me, I have several choice things I would love to dump on their head too.

Then again it is no fun calling someone a cretin if they think it is a compliment.
"pearls before swine" aye :rolleyes:
 
bdt, clearly your issues are way beyond technical , my offer to contact you directly still stands.

I would love to have a chat to you in person if you care to take up the offer.

Gerald.
 
Not to get personal and labour the point, just remember people behind the phones are also human
I'm happy to give you that one ..but then - so am I, the paying customer.

and deserve basic respect,
I'm less inclined to give you this one, carte blanche. In their capacity as "support", i.e. a problem solving function, it is my experience that they utterly fail, almost to a (wo)man, unless I happen to make a VERY basic call ..such as I did last night where I was unable to even get online and got told that the network was very congested.

so yes if there is an offensive remark on a public forum about my staff with names mentioned, I am obliged to to address it.
Well and good ..learn to apply more effort to making your customers happy.
 
Hi bdt, this is not a constructive discussion. I am here to support, and to take your feedback and act on it. If you would like to take advantage of that, please feel free.

Regards,

Gerald.
 
Hi bdt, this is not a constructive discussion. I am here to support, and to take your feedback and act on it. If you would like to take advantage of that, please feel free.
Funny, I'm under the distinct impression that it IS - in a general sense at least, you're getting valid input as to how and where your 'support' staff fail to do so.

In MY specific case, that will follow, just right now I'm fantastically busy running around earning MY living and simply don't have the time to waste during work hours to waste on appeasing you. So, as soon as I have the time to compose a message to you, I will. But in the mean time I see no harm in furthering public debate, specially when it may even improve things from OUR side of the table.
 
Thanks for your insights bdt.


Regards,

Gerald.
 
:Thumbs up: to 123

Thanks for your insights bdt.
Regards,
Gerald.

Gerald, in the current situation I think it is necessary for me to Praise the VM support/ 123 helpdesk. On Average the VM support desk had a much Higher data savvy than the other network helpdesk helpers, in my eyes. With my first call to 123, with my first problem, they recommended things that were never recommended by other helpdesks. They even helped my friend set up his internet on his PC, a rarity indeed. bdt, What you need to understand is how a helpdesk work in "Real Life". My assumption is that they have people behind the handset with mainly “People Skills” and a basic idea of how things work, not necessarily data knowledge. They do however have the needed skills to handle a normal data query, “GPRS doesn’t connect” :: Check settings. They are taught to respond like “this” if “that” happens. Last year, I got through to a woman that “know stuff”, I got her name and line extension. My next calls were all directly to her, cause she seemed to be on the ball and was definitely data savvy as far as I recall (there was no need to call 123 again, had no problems after that).

Gerald, please give a thumbs up to the 123 team from me, especially to somebody called Vanity or something like that. :D :D

bdt, how can you get “just ...nothing” as an error? Maybe you need to tell us what you are doing Exactly.

"I am Connecting to irc.shadowfire.org port 6667 (trying to at least) on my PC and using my phone as modem. My client is mIRC v6 / Xchat / GAIM. It connects, and just sits there and Times out after 5 minutes." Does your normal internet work on your PC? This could be a DNS problem even. Do a nslookup (Start. Run. “nslookup”, Enter) of irc.shadowfire.org. What IP do you get? This could even be your Firewall blocking your IRC client, but I doubt that because you have this problem on your phone using jmirc as well? Otherwise you could have the wrong port set, wrong settings, wrong IRC address, faulty irc Client……I can go on and on cause I know how IRC works. The people trying to help you at 123 unfortunately doesn’t use IRC at all so the cannot help you with this. And teaching them all how IRC work Just to help the 2 people that Could have This problem each year, just is not worth it.

Care to elaborate a little so that we can try to Help you maybe, bdt? ;)
 
Take a chill pill, then forget the helpdesk. IRC, WOW and Counterstrike are not their specialties.

I would say, either the app (jmirc etc) is not correctly configured, or your connection itself is incorrectly configure.

GTVM: Do some APNs maybe filter some ports?

btw You'll want to use VC for IRC. Better latency + few enough bytes to use R2/meg. I'm getting 3000ms on VM and 350ms on VC.
 
bdt, I can understand your frustration not being able to connect to the IRC server of your choice. From my own experience administrating IRC servers, the users can get extremely upset when they are subject to techinical difficulties.

I'm not an expert on the various mobile connectivity options. But I would imagine the service providers dont see IRC as high a priority as basic web browsing and email or instant messaging.

Wireless connection methods particularly for mobile devices, are a BAD idea for IRC. But mobile connectivity is becoming a popular method among IRC users, so service providers should take notice of this.

But there is light behind all the doom and gloom. Most IRC administrators will go out of their way to help you. Give us the error messages and connection details, and I'm sure between the bunch of us we can get you connected.
 
Hi Id13,

Thank you for the message, I will see to it that your message is shared with the Team.

Regards,

Gerald.
 
Hi Conspirator,

Right now I am not certain, but will find out, should have an answer for you in the new week.

Regards,

Gerald.
 
bdt, What you need to understand is how a helpdesk work in "Real Life".
Oh, I have a few ideas all right and bitter, painful and more-or-less inevitable disappointment (across the board, this isn't specific to VM at all) has taught me that since the introduction of "callcentre operator" as a course, the odds of getting an intelligent, able-to-THINK, able to reason and actually *gasp* HELP voice on the other end of the line are somewhere around the odds of getting a good dodo steak.

My assumption is that they have people behind the handset with mainly “People Skills” and a basic idea of how things work, not necessarily data knowledge.
assumption eh? ..thanks, I'd rather deal in quantifiable facts and results if it's all the same to you. Still, much as they're, for me, largely functionally useless I'll concede our poor embattled VM nimrods one thing: I can at least hear what they're saying; as in they're usually clear and distinct enough of speech that I can understand them - one up on the even worse idjits at CellCraptaculicious.

They do however have the needed skills to handle a normal data query, “GPRS doesn’t connect” :: Check settings.
pfft! No, no and NO again! You leave instrument settings the HELL alone, or rather ask primary discovery questions like "were you previously able to connect?", "have you made changes to your phone since being able to connect last time?". I've had the singular joy of letting someone take me through changing what was a perfectly working setup - it took a week to get it BACK to working again.

They are taught to respond like “this” if “that” happens. Last year, I got through to a woman that “know stuff”, I got her name and line extension. My next calls were all directly to her, cause she seemed to be on the ball and was definitely data savvy as far as I recall (there was no need to call 123 again, had no problems after that).
Evidently you lead a charmed existence. :cool:

bdt, how can you get “just ...nothing” as an error? Maybe you need to tell us what you are doing Exactly.
OK, ask and ye shall receive; this time I've taken note: I've got an XP SP2 box running a default install of IceChat 7.5. Note that this works perfectly well connected up via direct-connect iBurst or through a router (typically also on iBurst, but can vary)

Does your normal internet work on your PC?
See above.

This could be a DNS problem even. Do a nslookup (Start. Run. “nslookup”, Enter) of irc.shadowfire.org. What IP do you get?

Code:
Default Server:  dns0.cmobile.co.za
Address:  196.38.218.6

> lancre.lagnet.org.za
Server:  dns0.cmobile.co.za
Address:  196.38.218.6

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    lancre.lagnet.org.za
Address:  196.4.161.6

> irc.shadowfire.org
Server:  dns0.cmobile.co.za
Address:  196.38.218.6

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    irc.shadowfire.org
Addresses:  65.110.62.93, 72.20.18.82

> estranged.blabber.net
Server:  dns0.cmobile.co.za
Address:  196.38.218.6

DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
DNS request timed out.
    timeout was 2 seconds.
*** Request to dns0.cmobile.co.za timed-out
> za.blabber.net
Server:  dns0.cmobile.co.za
Address:  196.38.218.6

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    za.blabber.net
Address:  196.26.208.160

This could even be your Firewall blocking your IRC client,
No, it's not - IRC works perfectly fine under other conditions.

but I doubt that because you have this problem on your phone using jmirc as well?
I'm not sure how a Win32 app on my PC not working is connected to a midlet (yes..? Either way, something on an entirely different platform) on an N80 also not working, but do feel free to enlighten me. Worth noting, I've had jmirc work perfectly fine when I connected via WLAN to a router that was going through MyWireless at the time ..so much for my phone OR the app somehow being faulty (it was a shock to see it actually working)

Otherwise you could have the wrong port set, wrong settings, wrong IRC address, faulty irc Client……I can go on and on cause I know how IRC works.
I don't have the time or inclination to futz with the tools I need to use that enable me to get on with my life. What I DO have is a system I keep in a "known good" state - it IS what I use to earn a living, afterall - NOT working via VM and working in basically any other conditions. Oh, and while we're taking 'em out and measuring: I used to do call centre before it became a job description, with an outfit that had the claim to fame as being the first commercial ISP in the biz; for a timeline, this was mostly in the day of 33.6 modems; I remember the fun we had with the differing approaches to V.92 that US Robotics and the Rockwell-chipset camps implemented ..hell, I can even remember the different handshake sequences (yes, I'm old(er) :rolleyes:, cranky, know how this job CAN be done properly and have next to zero tolerance for stupidity being inflicted upon me). Oh, and the IRC server we had there was one of the founding ones that became the LagNet network on which I've been, one way or another, for years now ..as user and ircop, at various times.

The people trying to help you at 123 unfortunately doesn’t use IRC at all so the cannot help you with this. And teaching them all how IRC work Just to help the 2 people that Could have This problem each year, just is not worth it.
We hold VASTLY different opinions on this one, but that's not a discussion for me 'n thee to get into ..and I've already opined at Gerald about their craptacular decisions.

Care to elaborate a little so that we can try to Help you maybe, bdt? ;)
..this help some? :rolleyes:
 
bdt, I can understand your frustration not being able to connect to the IRC server of your choice. From my own experience administrating IRC servers, the users can get extremely upset when they are subject to techinical difficulties.
Yes, they/we do ..we could compare war-stories. :cool:

I'm not an expert on the various mobile connectivity options. But I would imagine the service providers dont see IRC as high a priority as basic web browsing and email or instant messaging.
It's an option that's not too difficult to cater for and really should be pretty simple to manage - just have competent back-end staff doing their jobs properly ..but that's the problem right there, innit? Then again, how is it that VC and MTN *are* able to get it right, as evidenced by all the users all over IRC, but these fools aren't?

Wireless connection methods particularly for mobile devices, are a BAD idea for IRC. But mobile connectivity is becoming a popular method among IRC users, so service providers should take notice of this.
Then howcome I see so MANY VC and MTN hostmasks littered all over the place? Oh, LOVE the irony between your two paragraphs there... ;)

But there is light behind all the doom and gloom. Most IRC administrators will go out of their way to help you. Give us the error messages and connection details, and I'm sure between the bunch of us we can get you connected.
I'm on personal, first name terms with the people that count at LagNet ..and anyway, that's not where the problem lies: if via one connection method my system DOES work and via another it doesn't, the fact of it not working on a system - which I do NOT mess around with - isn't the root cause of the fault.
 
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