Zuma: God Is On Our Side

[Lycanthrope]

ANC president Jacob Zuma says his party is approaching the general elections knowing very well that God is on their side.

“When priests pray for poverty to end and for development, then it means God agrees with the ANC because the ANC stands for those things,” Zuma said.

Zuma was speaking at Kwaggafontein Stadium in Mpumalanga yesterday where he told church leaders they must persuade believers to vote for the ANC.

“When you preach in your churches, just explain to the congregation – in a paragraph – about the ANC.

“People who love God must not play with their votes, they must vote for the ANC. We believers know that Jesus will come back, we say the ANC will rule until he comes back,” said Zuma.

“We in the ANC know God. When the ANC was born, it was baptised. We have respect, we are beautiful, we conduct ourselves in a good way.”

Zuma said the ANC will not hesitate to remove officials who were not prepared to work for the people.

“We do not want lazy people. If you are lazy we will remove you. If you are corrupt we will remove you. When you are in government and you think you are above the ANC we will remove you.”

Without mentioning Cope presidential candidate Mvume Dandala by name, Zuma said: “I heard this bishop on the radio or TV this morning saying [Nelson] Mandela belongs to all of us. I am warning them, Madiba belongs to the ANC. Madiba has never even thought about leaving the ANC.”

l Riot Hlatshwayo reports that on Saturday ANCYL president Julius Malema said “Helen Zille was a political toddler”. “That is the same with all those who left the ANC after stealing from us. They are corrupt and that includes the arms deal.”

Source: The Sowetan

[timgaul]

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Source: The Sowetan

So much for non-secular.

[Abe]

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Source: The Sowetan

Zuma has done what's closest to his heart. He organised a bribe for the church

[ace_rizzle]

“I heard this bishop on the radio or TV this morning saying [Nelson] Mandela belongs to all of us. I am warning them, Madiba belongs to the ANC. Madiba has never even thought about leaving the ANC.”

just typical of any despotic ruler. it's MINE. NO, you CANT have it. it's ALL MINE. if you say otherwise, you are RACIST & COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY.

[BBSA]

If you are corrupt we will remove you.

So why is Zuma still on the list?

[HumanoidTyphoon]

“When priests pray for poverty to end and for development, then it means God agrees with the ANC because the ANC stands for those things,” Zuma said.

Awesome logic lolol

“People who love God must not play with their votes, they must vote for the ANC. We believers know that Jesus will come back, we say the ANC will rule until he comes back,”

1000 year reich anyone?

“We in the ANC know God. When the ANC was born, it was baptised. We have respect, we are beautiful, we conduct ourselves in a good way.”

wow I don't even know how to respond to such an outrageous statement lol

"If you are lazy we will remove you. If you are corrupt we will remove you"

haha You will be removing the ANC from government entirely then? Promises promises..

"l Riot Hlatshwayo reports that on Saturday ANCYL president Julius Malema said “Helen Zille was a political toddler”. “That is the same with all those who left the ANC after stealing from us. They are corrupt and that includes the arms deal.”

haha including your adopted father my little inkwekwe? ^_~
From the smell, I never know if he needs his nappy changed or if he is just talking sht

[timgaul]

Originally Posted by HumanoidTyphoon

"l Riot Hlatshwayo reports that on Saturday ANCYL president Julius Malema said “Helen Zille was a political toddler”. “That is the same with all those who left the ANC after stealing from us. They are corrupt and that includes the arms deal.”

But I see the biggest thief of the lot is still President of the ANC, guess they just want to keep the stolen government money in the party.

No one stole from the ANC! Sure, money was stolen from honest tax payers, but the ANC now believes they are the government.

[Gothan]

Now, i wonder what hewills ay to impress the traditional leaders and healers

[2CentsWorth]

Gotta hand it to Zuma, he knows how to get a crowd of idiots excited.

[Gaz{M}]

What is scary is the poor drones who will believe the drivel spewed forth by their trusted preachers.

Besides, it is illegal to be a tax exempt church and yet delve in politics!

[Necuno]

i didn't know mbeki was on their side too