How often do you change your bedding?

How often do you wash your sheets?

  • Weekly

    Votes: 192 53.2%
  • Fortnightly

    Votes: 89 24.7%
  • Monthly

    Votes: 37 10.2%
  • Every two months

    Votes: 10 2.8%
  • Every six months

    Votes: 8 2.2%
  • Annually

    Votes: 5 1.4%
  • Depends on last night's dream

    Votes: 3 0.8%
  • Prefer not to say...

    Votes: 7 1.9%
  • Other (because there's always someone)

    Votes: 10 2.8%

  • Total voters
    361
True, i haven't had sex in my own bed since 2008
Always go make a mess in girlfriends beds, that way i can get up and leave whenever i wanna
Not easy kicking them out of your own bed afterwards when all they wanna do is cuddle and fall asleep. Buggar that, i don't sleep in wet spots
And don't forget to wipe off on her curtains ...
 
I was listening to a German guy from Mercedes Benz when I was getting my last haircut. He was telling the guy cutting his hair that he had run every day that week so he needed to have his weekly shower a day early.
I have heard from friends that took a gap year in Germany after school that bathing/showering is a very low priority and only happens every few days.
Jeez, I mean hygiene & all, or do the continental Europeans not see it as being important?
 
"Exercise" (or messy eating) in bed means washing bedding as required. If solo, bedding gets changed every 2nd week. I literally shower, dry, and hop into bed in winter, thus keeping warm and the bedding stays clean. Summer, once a week or as required by the oppressive night time heat.
Going down in flames?
 
i honestly dont get some of the replies here
once or twice a week change of linen and towels?
WTF are you people doing to get these things so dirty?

i change bedding once a month, except pillow cases are fortnightly
Towel, i only own 1 towel, it gets washed once a year

Now i feel guilty and need to buy more towels, just so bloody expensive. Where is a cheap place for towels? No more than 50 bux
But you go hiking every weekend?

@Craig now we know why @Prisha dumped his gypsy behind :thumbsup:
 
Plus we've got too much bedding I reckon. Come rain, sun, snow, we've got that mattress cover, then sheets, then the duvet with it's cover, 6 pillows of various sizes, and this weird small blanket thing that just kinda sits at the bottom of the bed at an odd angle.
 
Wtf banal.

Is this what online surveys have been reduced to.
 
True, i haven't had sex in my own bed since 2008
Always go make a mess in girlfriends beds, that way i can get up and leave whenever i wanna
Not easy kicking them out of your own bed afterwards when all they wanna do is cuddle and fall asleep. Buggar that, i don't sleep in wet spots

This is the first time I see you referring to Prisha as such...
And don't forget to wipe off on her curtains ...

Geez, I wouldn't advise that unless you want you wife to punch you in the face.

But you go hiking every weekend?

@Craig now we know why @Prisha dumped his gypsy behind :thumbsup:
:ROFL:
 
Plus we've got too much bedding I reckon. Come rain, sun, snow, we've got that mattress cover, then sheets, then the duvet with it's cover, 6 pillows of various sizes, and this weird small blanket thing that just kinda sits at the bottom of the bed at an odd angle.

That's the one she's hoping you cover the wet spot with
 
Seems that Britons change their bedding as much as they brush their chompers. Dirty peely wally buggers.
 
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