and that's not a bribe by what means? oh yes, wait, you were just being nice.

"Oh judge, I failed my drivers dismally! but I still got my license in the post. and I can stand here and point fingers at others for the mistakes they make.

but the traffic cop enjoyed the lunch i bought him."

Precisely, being nice gets you places in this world, being a twat doesn't...

Savvy?
 
It's a process.

You need to keep the 18 y/o for in case he has a rash of honesty and reports you to his boss.

Maybe offering a normal 18 year old would work? I hear white slavery is the in thing.

Well now, the 18yr old might not make it all the way to the PPs office though, so maybe a bit more mature is in order.. or at least a selection.
 
Well now, the 18yr old might not make it all the way to the PPs office though, so maybe a bit more mature is in order.. or at least a selection.

Gift certificate from RussianBrides.com?
 
no, it seems by your standards, underhanded behaviour gets you places which by social definition makes you the twat!

How was it underhanded?

He asked me to stop at McD's.. it had a nice big parking lot...

I went and got some lunch and bought some for him. Its not like I stuffed the lunch in his back pocket without him knowing.
 
How was it underhanded?

He asked me to stop at McD's.. it had a nice big parking lot...

I went and got some lunch and bought some for him. Its not like I stuffed the lunch in his back pocket without him knowing.

/facepalm
 
Anticipation makes it almost as sweet as her desperate whimpers of fear.

Different culture... for all we know what we interpret as whimpers of fear are actually whimpers of absolute happiness...
 
man, everyone can see the trolling for what it is. bored people you two are.
 
man, everyone can see the trolling for what it is. bored people you two are.

Not bored at all. Quite the opposite. Loving the fact that you seem to think that breaking the law is so terrible when others do it but not when you do :D
 
Not bored at all. Quite the opposite. Loving the fact that you seem to think that breaking the law is so terrible when others do it but not when you do :D

can you please go back and copy and paste where I said that breaking the law is terrible? Also, while you're at it, copy and paste where I said I was innocent. all you will find is the two of you making it out too look like I was complaining about getting the ticket in the first place. twisting the context of this thread to suit your bored agendas of needing to hijack and troll other peoples threads.
 
I always lol at people that seemed shocked because of their speeding fines.. You know it's there.. you should have driven slower...
 
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