* The electronic programme guide (EPG) - a source of irritation for as long as DStv has been available - has gone from worse to worser. To missing or no information and incorrect scheduling (thought you recorded Late Night with Conan O'Brian; you get Asia Business Report instead) have been added as a new bug. It takes tens of very long seconds to update itself: scheduling your week's viewing is now a teeth-grinder. And that's if in the end it's recorded at all. The ability to record a whole series is still not possible and setting time-based recordings isn't just a schlep but comes with its own bugs. There's no search function on the EPG.