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    Quote Originally Posted by DrYes View Post
    I don't understand this Schrodingers Cat stuff.
    Eish.
    its a quantum joke, either you get it or you don't, but you will never know until you look at the joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elimentals View Post
    its a quantum joke, either you get it or you don't, but you will never know until you look at the joke
    Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...
    Or by the time you get it, the cat is already dead. Or is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    Or you both get it, and don't get it...at the same time...
    HAHAHAHA , actually thats before you look at it!!!
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    Why he's cat and not his blonde mistress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abzo View Post
    Or by the time you get it, the cat is already dead. Or is it?
    As long as we all look this way <<<<<<<<<< the cat stays alive. Everybody "to the left, to the left..."

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    Brad Pitt never quite understood science jokes:


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    Then again, just looking at the joke might/will change it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    Brad Pitt never quite understood science jokes:

    Whahahahahah
    Now that's funny.

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    .... and thanks for all the fish.

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    Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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    That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elimentals View Post
    Like how much the USA sucks at science

    CERN = European Organization for Nuclear Research, Independence Day = break away from Europe. Oh I wonder if the creator ever thought about that.
    Not fair at all. That one US particle accelerator actually detected something similar if I'm not mistaken. As much as I believe US people keep to their own pockects of society I can't say the same of their scientists/engineers. How many US people are involved at CERN and it's related projects or any other scientific projects worldwide? Schite this is just the wrong bunch of people to pick on and make fun of stereotypes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabberwocky View Post
    Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
    Hehe Quantum physics at it's best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ponder View Post
    Hehe Quantum physics at it's best.
    I Lolled a little.
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