Need help managing a stalker (serious)

satanboy said:
those tits are not great
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atomcrusher said:
^ = Understatement of the year ..
the poster should start running and never stop. Imagine what those T's are going to look like in 20 years time :sick:
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Randux said:
Mike must be really old for thinking 'em titiz are tha ish... No boner here...
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Nicci said:
...because those ugly titty pics she sent ... And, I have to agree, them titty pics are k@k ugly.
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Ok I was trying to be nice....I originally said those tits were KAK.
 
I like how thread has become about the quality of the stalker's mammary gland holders and Nicci's affinity for anal intercourse.
 
There no such thing as a bad pair of breasts IMHO. Some things in life are always good regardless, chocolate is one, breasts is another....
 
How would she get herself preggie though? Surely if I flush the dome and wipe little Mike off afterwards, she can't conceive immaculately? What if I can get her to send me a text saying that she's not looking for a daddy, would that cover me?

atomcrusher said:
^ = Understatement of the year ..
the poster should start running and never stop. Imagine what those T's are going to look like in 20 years time :sick:
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Lol fsck what they look like in 20 years, they look great now and it's only gonna be for a weekend :D I'm a boob guy, I love all sorts and sizes :)
 
sand_man said:
There no such thing as a bad pair of breasts IMHO. Some things in life are always good regardless, chocolate is one, breasts is another....
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That's what I'm saying! If you're a boob guy, how can you not like them all!?

And no I'm not trolling guys, it's a Muslim chic that I mentioned in another thread ( yes yes I know :D), and the reason why my dong wants it so bad is cos she's both Muslim and a milf. The crazy part may or may not be a good thing.
 
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Mike Hoxbig said:
That's what I'm saying! If you're a boob guy, how can you not like them all!?

And no I'm not trolling guys, it's a Muslim chic that I mentioned in another thread ( yes yes I know :D), and the reason why my dong wants it so bad is cos she's both Muslim and a milf. The crazy part may or may not be a good thing.
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Ah I see. You want to circle around her black box ;)
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
That's what I'm saying! If you're a boob guy, how can you not like them all!?

And no I'm not trolling guys, it's a Muslim chic that I mentioned in another thread ( yes yes I know :D), and the reason why my dong wants it so bad is cos she's both Muslim and a milf. The crazy part may or may not be a good thing.
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I hope your dong is cut otherwise she will do the honours.
just a little bit of the top.
 
I don;t think you can call it stalking when you are actively encouraging her.
 
Check her closet for any similar items of clothing :

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ponder said:
I don;t think you can call it stalking when you are actively encouraging her.
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Well she agreed to it not being serious or exclusive. So it is stalking when she suddenly starts messaging you all day, 3 or 4 messages at a time, checks whether you read them, gets agro when you don't reply, stalks your fb page liking everything, messages you on whatsapp asking you about people on fb, etc.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Well she agreed to it not being serious or exclusive. So it is stalking when she suddenly starts messaging you all day, 3 or 4 messages at a time, checks whether you read them, gets agro when you don't reply, stalks your fb page liking everything, messages you on whatsapp asking you about people on fb, etc.
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Run Mike run!
 
Nicci said:
This pretty much sums it up - well said. If you still decide to go for her, at least do anal, that ways you can't get her pregnant.
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She'll prob sh*t out the cum and stuff it up her vag.
 
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